It's all Obama's fault

[KarlMarx]

Now that the DJIA has assumed the vertical position, I just want to take this opportunity to say

IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

Whether it actually is or not is immaterial. I've decided to act like a liberal and just say it, it feels pretty good, I have admit

I'll have to come up with a way to blame Joe Biden too... does he have anything to do with Haliburton?

[KarlMarx]

Let's see...

Raised the debt to 100% GDP - check
Passed Obamacare to the tune of 2 Trillion plus dollars - check
Kept the unemployment rate above 9% - check
Got our credit rating downgraded - check
Hamstrung the military - check
Blamed Bush and the Republicans for it all - check
Got the DJIA down to pre-2009 levels - check
Packed my golf clubs - check

Now I can go on vacation