Rhymes from the naughty nursery

[Doniston]

A hickery-dickery ol' Doc,
Kept his favorite mouse in a clock
When the house burned down,
the story went 'round
that he kept her ash in a crock
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and the story of Jack and of Jill
with a bucket they went up the hill,
It wasn't for water,
they were caught by her father
and Jack is lying there still
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There's a lady quite famous in fable
who smiled as she lay on the table,
-said the men that were there,
tho it wasn't quite fair,
the Nickle's for Coffee, not Mable
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And a young fellow named "Duff"
was heard saying, as he purchased some snuff
"Thith Makth a man,
so it say's on the can.
I really must try out the stuff
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And there was a young lady named Dell,
Who's belly commenced to swell.
Said she had no ring,
and no dong made her ding.
It's just that she's shaped like a bell.
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Now Mary was very contrary
had affairs with Tom, Dick and Harry,
she used all their "tools"
Without any rules,
Is she pregnant? Why of course, "very, very!"

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Da Sut, PLTU D'waldo (my pen name.)
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[-Cp]

I like the Christmas Story by Matt Foley:


"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol' buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
His children were nestled two time zones away,
With his first wife and her husband, in sunny L.A.
Matt woke up and realzied with a chill and a quiver
That he was living in a van down by the river!"