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shattered
05-02-2007, 09:26 PM
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noise s
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Mr. P
05-02-2007, 09:29 PM
Do like that all the time..:laugh2:

Pale Rider
05-03-2007, 03:31 AM
You'd need STITCHES if you tried that with MY old cat...

... he ain't exactly "little", and his CLAWS aren't EITHER!

Consider that half that pool cue is about three feet long... you get the idea...

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This is what he started out like... a little bug... and that's why I called him Buttons... cause he was "cute as a button"... USED to be... now he's a MOOSE!

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stephanie
05-03-2007, 05:43 AM
That was funny Shat..
There has never been any way in hell, that I could ever wash any cat that I ever owned.....

That would be like risking death...:laugh2:

Yurt
05-03-2007, 05:29 PM
You'd need STITCHES if you tried that with MY old cat...

... he ain't exactly "little", and his CLAWS aren't EITHER!

Consider that half that pool cue is about three feet long... you get the idea...

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Damn, that is one seriously lookin cool cat. Nice Pale.

glockmail
05-03-2007, 05:49 PM
You'd need STITCHES if you tried that with MY old cat...
.... How much does he weigh?