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KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 10:42 AM
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, May 7, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
darin
05-02-2007, 10:53 AM
Fixed it for ya ;)


Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, May 7, 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How To Keep a Beer Mug in the Freezer at All Times, for your Man --Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--It's not Free. Stop using so damn Much!
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
The Toilet seat goes BACK UP, Too!--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Keeping The Laundry Hamper EMPTY --Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Make sure what you have prepared tastes better than the dishes upon which it is served!
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
The Danger of the The Remote Control - Why it takes a MAN to operate!
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Like your waist-line, again.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing him an OPEN Beer is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Geography - Just because YOU don't know where you're at, doesn't mean HE is lost.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While He's watching the Game?
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Pick one Store - Buy everything you need There
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Horsepower Statistics, Scores of Games, and his Favourite Beer.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Nienna
05-02-2007, 11:00 AM
I honestly wish that men and women could come to APPRECIATE each other and our differences. I wish we could focus on SERVING, instead of adopting the opinion that the opposite gender is "stupid" because its members don't understand things the same way ours do.

Not trying to put you down, Fuzzy... I know you are a loving wife to your husband... and dmp, you are a loving husband to your wife. Guess I'm just not in a humorous mood today. Don't mind me! :)
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 11:01 AM
Fixed it for ya ;)
:finger3:
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 11:03 AM
I honestly wish that men and women could come to APPRECIATE each other and our differences. I wish we could focus on SERVING, instead of adopting the opinion that the opposite gender is "stupid" because its members don't understand things the same way ours do.

Not trying to put you down, Fuzzy... I know you are a loving wife to your husband... and dmp, you are a loving husband to your wife. Guess I'm just not in a humorous mood today. Don't mind me! :)

it is a joke in an email that I got from my FIL, of all people... ya know, supposed to be funny... :rolleyes:
glockmail
05-02-2007, 11:24 AM
I honestly wish that men and women could come to APPRECIATE each other and our differences. I wish we could focus on SERVING, ....

Yes, and I think that women should serve us men in those little French Maid outfits, in return for them servicing her later!
:laugh2:
:poke:
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 11:41 AM
Yes, and I think that women should serve us men in those little French Maid outfits, in return for them servicing her later!
:laugh2:
:poke:

i have one of those from a Halloween costume a few years ago... :cool:
glockmail
05-02-2007, 11:55 AM
i have one of those from a Halloween costume a few years ago... :cool:
Ouch.
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 11:59 AM
Ouch.

I'm confused... "Ouch"? :dunno:
Pale Rider
05-02-2007, 12:02 PM
i have one of those from a Halloween costume a few years ago... :cool:

PIC! :dance:
glockmail
05-02-2007, 12:07 PM
I'm confused... "Ouch"? :dunno: ... the thought of you in that outfit followed by me in a cold shower. Ouch.
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 12:08 PM
PIC! :dance:

I don't have one, actually. At least not one that is accessible as of current. I think any pic of me in it is somewhere in my scrapbooking photos.
sorry!
glockmail
05-02-2007, 12:10 PM
No fair!!!!
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 12:14 PM
No fair!!!!

if I made the effort to look for it, would that make you happy?
glockmail
05-02-2007, 06:12 PM
if I made the effort to look for it, would that make you happy? Very!
KitchenKitten99
05-02-2007, 06:14 PM
Very!

ok, just give me a day or so... I gotta look for it between household stuff, and between a daycare and my own kids... ugh, nothing gets done quick enough.