Racism???

[Mr. P]

Hell no..just good ole fashion humor the way it used to be and still is for me. :thumb:
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The customer at a local store asked, "In what aisle could
I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let
me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask meif I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German!?

Or if I had asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if
I was Jewish!!?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was
Mexican!!!?

If I had asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I
was Irish!!!!?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish
sausage!!!!!?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

:laugh2:

[HogTrash]

It is socially acceptable racism because Polish people are of the white race.

:blsmile:

[Sweetchuck]

It is socially acceptable racism because Polish people are of the white race.

:blsmile:

So Irish jokes are off limits then, huh?

:afro:



Why did God invent whiskey?
To keep the Irish from taking over the world.

How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?
Jerk off on the toilet seat and let the flies take care of the rest.

What's the difference between an Italian woman and a catfish?
One has whiskers and stinks and the other one is a fish.

What do you call a Polish guy with an erection?
A ski lift.


What do you call 3 Mexicans, a Chinaman and three black guys?

... I better not, I'm probably pushing the envelope enough as it is.

:thumb:

[HogTrash]

So Irish jokes are off limits then, huh?

:afro:I'm afraid I missed the point you were trying to make here?


Why did God invent whiskey?
To keep the Irish from taking over the world.

How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?
Jerk off on the toilet seat and let the flies take care of the rest.

What's the difference between an Italian woman and a catfish?
One has whiskers and stinks and the other one is a fish.

What do you call a Polish guy with an erection?
A ski lift.These ethnicities do not fall under the protection of PC and are therefore socially acceptable to joke about.


What do you call 3 Mexicans, a Chinaman and three black guys?

... I better not, I'm probably pushing the envelope enough as it is.

:thumb:Here you are getting into ethnicities that are PC protected and I suspect you realized it because of your awareness of "pushing the envelope".

The powerful enfluence of PC subconciously told you where to draw the line.

[HogTrash]

So Irish jokes are off limits then, huh?

:afro:

How do you get an Italian girl pregnant?
Jerk off on the toilet seat and let the flies take care of the rest.

What's the difference between an Italian woman and a catfish?
One has whiskers and stinks and the other one is a fish.

What do you call a Polish guy with an erection?
A ski lift.

What do you call 3 Mexicans, a Chinaman and three black guys?

... I better not, I'm probably pushing the envelope enough as it is.

:thumb: Delete

[Sweetchuck]

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you high?

[Sweetchuck]

My point is, I don't think jokes are generally racist.

They're not when Chris Rock tells them.

[HogTrash]

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you high?Don't panic, the "Delete" was the result of a double post.


My point is, I don't think jokes are generally racist.

They're not when Chris Rock tells them.Being black, Chris Rock is priviledged.

What you and I or anyone white thinks is inconsequential.

We are no longer permitted to make judgements concerning matters of race.

They are now determined for us by "political correctness" to which we are expected to comply.

[Sweetchuck]

Don't panic, the "Delete" was the result of a double post.

Being black, Chris Rock is priviledged.

What you and I or anyone white thinks is inconsequential.

We are no longer permitted to make judgements concerning matters of race.

They are now determined for us by "political correctness" to which we are expected to comply.

I thought you were black.

The avatar you had over on DCJ was a black dude, you made a big fucking deal with that one newbie Slow Hand about posting a real photo of yourself.

Either way, I don't disagree with you. I don't know about political correctness, but racism has turned into a one-sided argument at the benefit of the minority. I pointed that out in another thread, but honestly it's a complicated issue. Chris Rock wouldn't be considered a diplomat for black people, he's pigeonholed himself in that respect. I'm more concerned about the Al Sharpton's of the world. These guys are in a position of influence to some degree and I think it behooves the black community to get around the divide and integrate, and the only way that will happen IMO is by eliminating the double standard.

[HogTrash]

I thought you were black.

The avatar you had over on DCJ was a black dude, you made a big fucking deal with that one newbie Slow Hand about posting a real photo of yourself.

Either way, I don't disagree with you. I don't know about political correctness, but racism has turned into a one-sided argument at the benefit of the minority. I pointed that out in another thread, but honestly it's a complicated issue. Chris Rock wouldn't be considered a diplomat for black people, he's pigeonholed himself in that respect. I'm more concerned about the Al Sharpton's of the world. These guys are in a position of influence to some degree and I think it behooves the black community to get around the divide and integrate, and the only way that will happen IMO is by eliminating the double standard.Both avatars are the same person...Me.

The DCJ avatar was taken maybe a year earlier than the one here.

I believe Smurf did tell me once that I looked like Red Fox...I thought he was joking.

[Sweetchuck]

Both avatars are the same person...Me.

The DCJ avatar was taken maybe a year earlier than the one here.

I believe Smurf did tell me once that I looked like Red Fox...I thought he was joking.

Yeah, you looked a lot like Redd Foxx on DCJ.

You look like Hulk Hogan with this one.

[Psychoblues]

Sick, sick, completely sick. I don't know if you need counseling or medication or both?!?!?!?!?!

:beer::salute::beer:

Psycoblues

[HogTrash]

Yeah, you looked a lot like Redd Foxx on DCJ.

You look like Hulk Hogan with this one.I imagine Hulk and Red would be flattered.

[Sweetchuck]

I imagine Hulk and Red would be flattered.

No doubt.