Obama Finally Arrives to Save The Day - Caption The Photo

[red states rule]

So the Chosen One finally decided to grace the folks in La with his presence.

Here is the picture that goes along with the article - fill in your own caption


"Just as I thought - no big deal. If you need me I will be on the golf course"

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

[avatar4321]

"Where's the oil?"

[PostmodernProphet]

do we have an extension cord long enough for the teleprompter?.....

[red states rule]

Are the reporters done taking pictures yet? I have to make my tee time at the golf course

[avatar4321]

"What the heck is THAT?"

[red states rule]

"This is perfect. I can use this to ram Cap and Trade down the throats of Americans like I did Health Care Reform"

[KarlMarx]

How can we blame this all on Bush in time for me to go on vacation?

[red states rule]

"This stuff stinks. I'll let that photographer take a few more pictures, so everyone gets a pic of me showing my concern for the peasants then I am out of here"

[KarlMarx]

Come on 7!!!!

[red states rule]

"Why the hell am I here? This is a job for the janitor - I do not clean up messes, I cause them. Damn, I like this photo-op but I can't have a smoke with the cameras around"

[namvet]

How to plug the oil leak in the Gulf...

http://i46.tinypic.com/14uf4o6.jpg

[KarlMarx]

Faster than a speeding teleprompter
More powerful than a Gulf Oil Spill
Able to leap tall filibusters in a single bound
It's Super Obama
Fighting for Graft, Corruption, and the Socialist Way!!!!

Originally from the Planet Chicago and
Disguised as mild mannered Jimmy Carter
Super Obama, when summoned, quickly changes into his Super Duds and flies off to the Louisianna coast where he battles evil Republicans, tea bag party patriots, and anything else that smells like Freedom loving Americans!!!!

[red states rule]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

"I don't care what I have to do to make people think I care - but I am not going to wash a damn pelican"

[red states rule]

Faster than a speeding teleprompter
More powerful than a Gulf Oil Spill
Able to leap tall filibusters in a single bound
It's Super Obama
Fighting for Graft, Corruption, and the Socialist Way!!!!

Originally from the Planet Chicago and
Disguised as mild mannered Jimmy Carter
Super Obama, when summoned, quickly changes into his Super Duds and flies off to the Louisianna coast where he battles evil Republicans, tea bag party patriots, and anything else that smells like Freedom loving Americans!!!!

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[namvet]

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halarious !!!! :coffee:

[red states rule]

"Damn I hate southerners with that stupid drawl. This is their state - let them clean it up"

[namvet]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

just make it look like Bush's fault

[red states rule]

"Looking at my acomplishments in the last 17 months - oil is not the only thing that is washed up"

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

[KarlMarx]

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of the peoples (http://www.debatepolicy.com/wiki/Russian_Revolution_of_1917)
United and mighty, our Soviet land!!

CHORUS:

<DL><DD>Glory to our great Motherland, mighty and free,<DD>Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!<DD>Party of Lenin (http://www.debatepolicy.com/wiki/Communist_Party_of_the_Soviet_Union), the strength of the people<DD>To Communism's triumph lead us on!</DD></DL>..... oops! Sorry... wrong country! :)

[Missileman]

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Ummm No Mr. President...there's no such thing as a petroleum jelly fish.

[red states rule]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

"I will not rest until the hole is pluged, and this mess is cleaned up. Well, off to Chi Town for some well deserved R&R"

[namvet]

fix this for me and ill stimulate you

[red states rule]

"Yep, this is Bush's fault - no doubt about it"

[avatar4321]

"I can see my house from here"

[chloe]

Craps
Two Aces
Rats Eyes
Snake Eyes

[red states rule]

"Now hold the expresson of concern on my face - and now everyone will be happy"

[Missileman]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

The Obama-designed, 2-strand, oil-blocking fence is as effective as his administration.

[actsnoblemartin]

oil, its whats for dinner :laugh2:


So the Chosen One finally decided to grace the folks in La with his presence.

Here is the picture that goes along with the article - fill in your own caption


"Just as I thought - no big deal. If you need me I will be on the golf course"

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg

[DragonStryk72]

Duuudee.... I totally spaced on the oil spill. Gotta stop tokin' up so much.

[HogTrash]

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg"I'll bet all those damn honkies wouldn't even be bitchin if this fuckin oil was white"

[red states rule]

"I do not have a clue how to clean this oil spill up, how to stop the leak, but I damn good at doing a photo-op"

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2010/05/28/10073-u-s-president-barack-obama-and-lafourche-parish-president-ch.jpg