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KitchenKitten99
04-26-2007, 04:11 PM
I don't know if that's true, but the joke is funny anyway.

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joseph told him "I was walking past your room last
night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if
I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
gabosaurus
04-26-2007, 07:10 PM
I thought this was going to be a Cheney thread :poke:
Yurt
04-26-2007, 10:49 PM
I thought this was going to be a Cheney thread :poke:

That is why no one pays you for thinking. :poke:
gabosaurus
04-26-2007, 11:37 PM
That is why no one pays you for thinking. :poke:

That is where you are wrong! When I was an undergraduate, the state of California paid me to think. In the form of an academic scholarship.
There, I run rings around you, logic wise! :cheers2:
KitchenKitten99
04-27-2007, 08:43 AM
That is where you are wrong! When I was an undergraduate, the state of California paid me to think. In the form of an academic scholarship.
There, I run rings around you, logic wise! :cheers2:

then they wasted their time... :laugh2:
Nukeman
04-27-2007, 08:53 AM
then they wasted their time... :laugh2::laugh2: :poke: And money
theHawk
04-27-2007, 10:05 AM
Looks like the state of California should be asking for a refund.
KitchenKitten99
04-27-2007, 10:30 AM
Looks like the state of California should be asking for a refund.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
Yurt
04-27-2007, 03:18 PM
That is where you are wrong! When I was an undergraduate, the state of California paid me to think. In the form of an academic scholarship.
There, I run rings around you, logic wise! :cheers2:

Uh, that is not paying you to "think" that is helping you learn how to think with a more educated view of things. They obviously failed given your grasp of logic... :poke:
Abbey Marie
04-27-2007, 04:41 PM
The best short joke should be:


Job applicant: "I want to be a short order cook"


Interviewer: "Sorry, you're too tall".
KarlMarx
04-27-2007, 05:39 PM
A man and his wife asked their little boy what he wanted for his birthday
The little boy said "I wanna watch"
So they let him