The 32-Type Dating Test. *NO CHILDREN. [Archive] - Debate Policy

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 06:17 AM

Still valid if your married. Not for children.

The online Dating Persona Test will gauge your heart and brain and classify you into 1 of 32 dating types. Among other things, we'll be analyzing your sex drive, predictability, intelligence, love experience, and inherent goodness. We do a lot of math to calculate your results, and all you have to do is answer honestly.
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<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name="thebigpicture19"> <table class="small" bgshmolor="#cc9966" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="200"> <tbody><tr> <td bgshmolor="cornsilk"> <center>FACT:</center> You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </center> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

shattered

04-25-2007, 07:22 AM

Man.. You shoulda said this was so long...

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLDf.gif" name="thebigpicture26"> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf) </center> shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Dirty Little Secret <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSMf_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Gentle Sex Master </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> "You're never truly single as long as you have yourself." ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

glockmail

04-25-2007, 07:26 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture3> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm) </CENTER> Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many. It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.  <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Last Man on Earth <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Random Brutal Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

glockmail

04-25-2007, 07:28 AM

Love the part about jacking into socks. :laugh2:

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 07:53 AM

Love the part about jacking into socks. :laugh2:

You should stop that. :laugh2:

glockmail

04-25-2007, 08:09 AM

You should stop that. :laugh2:
I jus' can't halp myself, man! :laugh2:

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 08:18 AM

I jus' can't halp myself, man! :laugh2:

You'll go blind ya know? But if you stop when you just need glasses you'll be ok. :lol:

glockmail

04-25-2007, 08:21 AM

You'll go blind ya know? But if you stop when you just need glasses you'll be ok. :lol: Wearing bifocals now.:wank2:

darin

04-25-2007, 08:55 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name="thebigpicture19"> <table class="small" bgshmolor="#cc9966" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1" width="200"> <tbody><tr> <td bgshmolor="cornsilk"> <center>FACT:</center> You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </center> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.

Nienna

04-25-2007, 09:58 AM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <table> <tbody><tr> <td height="600" valign="top" width="255"> <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMf.gif" name="thebigpicture4"> </td> <td> </td> <td valign="top"> <center> The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf) </center> Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.  <center> <table align="right" bgshmolor="#bbbbbb" border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1"> <tbody><tr height="20"> <td align="center" bgshmolor="#eeeeee"> Your exact opposite: Half-cocked <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDf_thumb.gif" hspace="3" vspace="7"> Random Brutal Sex Dreamer </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>  We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 10:08 AM

....We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling...

The North Georgia Mountains are beautiful this time of year, and I promise I'll call you in the morning. :D

Trigg

04-25-2007, 10:22 AM

Your results are in!

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

glockmail

04-25-2007, 10:40 AM

<.....> We look to be a match. Can I mail you a sock? :coffee:

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 11:19 AM

Your results are in!

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

WooooHooooo! :dance:

Call me at BR-549!

Nienna

04-25-2007, 11:47 AM

The North Georgia Mountains are beautiful this time of year, and I promise I'll call you in the morning. :D

Sorry, Mr. P. It's very tempting, but I require my man to BE there in the morning!

;)

Nienna

04-25-2007, 11:48 AM

We look to be a match. Can I mail you a sock? :coffee:

I prefer a live male. I'm sure you and your sock will be very happy together!

:D

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 11:50 AM

Sorry, Mr. P. It's very tempting, but I require my man to BE there in the morning!

;)

Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready. :D

Nienna

04-25-2007, 11:53 AM

Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready. :D

Now that IS tempting! ;)

glockmail

04-25-2007, 12:00 PM

I prefer a live male. I'm sure you and your sock will be very happy together!

:D

Are you sure about that? The sock, I mean? :laugh2:

Nienna

04-25-2007, 12:02 PM

Are you sure about that? The sock, I mean? :laugh2:

I'm sure.

:)

Abbey Marie

04-25-2007, 12:21 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMf.gif" name=thebigpicture20> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf) </CENTER> Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.  <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Nymph <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDf_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> DREAD: The False Messiah CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

glockmail

04-25-2007, 12:24 PM

I'm sure.

:)
Eeewww! That's harsh.

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 12:49 PM

The Peach.
CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

OMG I have SOooooooo many girlfriends!!!

Abbey Marie

04-25-2007, 02:08 PM

Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready. :D

Smooooth!

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 02:15 PM

Smooooth!

And what would you like for breakfast? ;)

First come first served ladies. :laugh2:

Abbey Marie

04-25-2007, 02:19 PM

And what would you like for breakfast? ;)

First come first served ladies. :laugh2:

Eggs Benedict (minus the ham), strong coffee, and maybe a homemade blueberry muffin.

You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham. ;)

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 02:26 PM

Eggs Benedict (minus the ham), strong coffee, and maybe a homemade blueberry muffin.

You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham. ;)

:laugh2: Done deal!

Nienna

04-25-2007, 02:57 PM

You can do whatever you want with the leftover ham. ;)

Except take it to the "Muslim table" at the school cafeteria! :)

Trigg

04-25-2007, 03:19 PM

WooooHooooo! :dance:

Call me at BR-549!

I think instead of loverboy they should have labeled you playboy, naughy, naughy hitting on all us nice girls.

Pale Rider

04-25-2007, 03:50 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture17> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) </CENTER> Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?  <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Backrubber <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: <CENTER><img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif"></CENTER> Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. <img border=1 src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

jackass

04-25-2007, 04:20 PM

Oh, I didn't mean by phone, I mean I'll call you when I have breakfast ready. :D

Niiiice recovery!!

manu1959

04-25-2007, 04:30 PM

:laugh2:

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture17> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm) </CENTER> Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?  <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Backrubber <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: <CENTER><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif"></CENTER> Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. <img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

jackass

04-25-2007, 04:36 PM

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=middle width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm.gif" name=thebigpicture19> <TABLE class=small cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 width=200 bgshmolor=#cc9966 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD bgshmolor=cornsilk> <CENTER>FACT:</CENTER>You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER>The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) </CENTER> Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.  <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee>Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat <img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7> Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. <img border=1 src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The 32-Type Dating Test</a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid - Free Online Dating</a>.</td></tr></table>

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 04:48 PM

I think instead of loverboy they should have labeled you playboy, naughy, naughy hitting on all us nice girls.

And your breakfast request is? :laugh2:

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 04:52 PM

Niiiice recovery!!

Thanks! *Ya thinks she bought it?*

Nahhhhhh :laugh2:

Abbey Marie

04-25-2007, 05:01 PM

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Woohoo! One more for The Peach.

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 05:28 PM

Woohoo! One more for The Peach.

Yea but he's a Jackass! Pick me, pick me! :laugh2:

Nukeman

04-25-2007, 07:06 PM

Your results are in!

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Dont know if I agree with all of this but hey what can I say. At least I'm not the "creepy MAN next door", since I am happily married.

Nienna

04-25-2007, 08:19 PM

I'm waiting for one of you all to test as The BackRubber... THAT'S the kinda man I need. :)

LiberalNation

04-25-2007, 08:31 PM

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Wild Rose

Not too far off.

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 08:33 PM

I'm waiting for one of you all to test as The BackRubber... THAT'S the kinda man I need. :)

The Loverboy can do that and more!

Ever had a hand message? A message of the hand.

Nienna

04-25-2007, 08:34 PM

The Loverboy can do that and more!

Ever had a hand message?

No, but it sounds FABULOUS!

:)

A few more questions:
Would Loverboy help with housework?
Can he be firm yet involved with children?
Will he spend time talking and listening?
Can he be silly and fun?

Mr. P

04-25-2007, 09:05 PM

No, but it sounds FABULOUS!

:)

A few more questions:
Would Loverboy help with housework?
Every Saturday Morning, after work too
Can he be firm yet involved with children?
Absolutely!
Will he spend time talking and listening?
Always. Well, most of the time anyway.
Can he be silly and fun?
Oh ya!
The hand message is fantastic! Tell him to use both hands, thumbs on your palm cupping your hand in his two, thumbs pointing up to your fingers, and do like a circle motion with pressure on each thumb. Work up the palm to the fingers..do them too. Work the base of each finger before moving up the digits. You'll love it!

Nienna

04-26-2007, 06:22 AM

The hand message is fantastic! Tell him to use both hands, thumbs on your palm cupping your hand in his two, thumbs pointing up to your fingers, and do like a circle motion with pressure on each thumb. Work up the palm to the fingers..do them too. Work the base of each finger before moving up the digits. You'll love it!

I'm sold! Sign me up for a Loverboy! :)

glockmail

04-26-2007, 07:52 AM

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Prisses are the smartest of all female types. ...... Not smart enough to figger out how to post the results using HTML, apparently. :poke: