Kathianne
03-15-2010, 06:41 AM
Good parody. It's text, not video:
http://biggovernment.com/jherricane/2010/03/14/schoolhouse-barack/
”I’m Just a Law”
LAW (singing): I’m just a law, yes I’m only a law,
And I don’t know why they passed me at all.
Cause — no — one — knows what is in me
No one’s read a darn word,
I was typed up last night
By a 20-year-old nerd,
But Pelosi twisted elbows all day.
How I hoped and prayed they would stall
But today, all in all, I’m a law.
BOY: Hello, Law, why so glum?
LAW: I’m two thousand pages long and no one’s even read me yet.
BOY: Then how did they pass you?
LAW: The Democrats used something called reconciliation.
BOY: Recon-what?
LAW: It means they can write any bill and pass it whenever they want. It’s against the rules.
BOY: That doesn’t sound very democratic.
LAW: Actually, it is! In a pure democracy, the majority rules.
BOY: But I thought we lived in a republic!
LAW: Me too, kid. Me too.
(singing) I’m just a law, yes I’m only a law,
And they don’t know what is in me at all.
Do — I — ban — incandescent light bulbs? Do I tax gasoline?
End health care as we know it, if you know what I mean?
Or maybe I just spend lots of dough,
Hey, you’ll never know, it’s too late
Because Nancy and Harry sealed your fate.
NANCY PELOSI: Hello, Law...
http://biggovernment.com/jherricane/2010/03/14/schoolhouse-barack/
”I’m Just a Law”
LAW (singing): I’m just a law, yes I’m only a law,
And I don’t know why they passed me at all.
Cause — no — one — knows what is in me
No one’s read a darn word,
I was typed up last night
By a 20-year-old nerd,
But Pelosi twisted elbows all day.
How I hoped and prayed they would stall
But today, all in all, I’m a law.
BOY: Hello, Law, why so glum?
LAW: I’m two thousand pages long and no one’s even read me yet.
BOY: Then how did they pass you?
LAW: The Democrats used something called reconciliation.
BOY: Recon-what?
LAW: It means they can write any bill and pass it whenever they want. It’s against the rules.
BOY: That doesn’t sound very democratic.
LAW: Actually, it is! In a pure democracy, the majority rules.
BOY: But I thought we lived in a republic!
LAW: Me too, kid. Me too.
(singing) I’m just a law, yes I’m only a law,
And they don’t know what is in me at all.
Do — I — ban — incandescent light bulbs? Do I tax gasoline?
End health care as we know it, if you know what I mean?
Or maybe I just spend lots of dough,
Hey, you’ll never know, it’s too late
Because Nancy and Harry sealed your fate.
NANCY PELOSI: Hello, Law...