glockmail
03-08-2010, 02:08 PM
Young Mario was getting married, and asked advice from his older brother Alberto, a man of the world, about what to do on his wedding night. After explaining, Alberto told his brother that he'd be in the next room with his ear to the wall in case he had any questions.
The blessed day came, a huge Italian meal was served in celebration, the sun set and after music and dancing the guests went home. Mario was very nervous. His new bride Gina was patiently waiting for him, sitting on the bed in her wedding gown. Mario went in the bathroom to brush his teeth, shower, trim his toenails, spending hours primping himself. The door was locked and after several hours Gina had digested her food and had to take care of business. She found a shoe box in the closet, crapped in it, and hid it under the bed.
When Mario finally came out of the bathroom Gina ran in to clean up.
Mario sits on the side of the bed nervously shuffling his feet, and his heel contacts a box under the bed. Curious, he retrieves it, and thinking this might be the present that Alberto talked about, excitedly opens it.
Mario screams "Ahhh! This shit in this box!" to which Alberto shouts from the next room "Turn her over!".
The blessed day came, a huge Italian meal was served in celebration, the sun set and after music and dancing the guests went home. Mario was very nervous. His new bride Gina was patiently waiting for him, sitting on the bed in her wedding gown. Mario went in the bathroom to brush his teeth, shower, trim his toenails, spending hours primping himself. The door was locked and after several hours Gina had digested her food and had to take care of business. She found a shoe box in the closet, crapped in it, and hid it under the bed.
When Mario finally came out of the bathroom Gina ran in to clean up.
Mario sits on the side of the bed nervously shuffling his feet, and his heel contacts a box under the bed. Curious, he retrieves it, and thinking this might be the present that Alberto talked about, excitedly opens it.
Mario screams "Ahhh! This shit in this box!" to which Alberto shouts from the next room "Turn her over!".