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stephanie
01-09-2010, 05:04 PM
Just for giggles..a funny site:laugh2:

Headlines from 2100

Hell freezes over; global-warming deniers exploit incident to mislead public

Terror trial in New York ends in guilty verdict to America; Khalid Sheikh Mohammed T-shirts outsell Che Guevara by 300%

Nobel Peace prize awarded posthumously to Neville Chamberlain; 'only now is his genius apparent,' says Committee

Climate hasn't officially changed since 2008 election of Obama, but experts promise imminent catastrophes if Democrat is not elected next year

UN votes to restore Pluto to planet status; industrialized countries to send reparations and humanitarian supply of own air proportionally to GDP


Harvard researchers find new proof that national deficit of $500 trillion is Bush's fault

Tax Dept. announces new tax on taxpayers who resist taxation on existing taxes

Last living Republican succumbs to euthanasia; few even remember the name of outlawed party in post-political era beyond 2030

India's consumers annoyed by broken Hindu spoken at US-based call centers

Hollywood studios: John Wayne, Gary Cooper, and Humphrey Bogart to be airbrushed out of all movies and replaced by Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Denzel Washington

Microsoft releases Windows 2100 to fix bugs found in Windows 2099, 2098, 2097, and 2096


lots more at...
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/

Abbey Marie
01-09-2010, 05:14 PM
:coffee: