A Santa Joke

[Jeff]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa ?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Ho Ho Ho

[Noir]

:laugh2:

and another,

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Cus he knows were all the naughty girls live,

Ho ho ho!

[Kathianne]

From a teacher, not racist, perhaps a bit sexist:


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned
in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and
the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first
and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get
outta here. I'm smart and will answer the
question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go
home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin
Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also
leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer
to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish
these b * tches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[Jeff]

From a teacher, not racist, perhaps a bit sexist:

LMAO

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kathianne again