Some eMails...

[Silver]

...being passed around are just too good not to share with open minded people.......

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell...

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Kathianne]

The idea of separating our country is offensive to me, though it seems the left is unwilling to hear dissent from their agenda, in any form.

So i play, 'what if?' What if all the red states were made 'one.' Same with the 'blue states'? While the blue certainly have the population, I'd wager the red has the philosophy to come out ahead.

Takers?

[Mr. P]

The idea of separating our country is offensive to me, though it seems the left is unwilling to hear dissent from their agenda, in any form.

So i play, 'what if?' What if all the red states were made 'one.' Same with the 'blue states'? While the blue certainly have the population, I'd wager the red has the philosophy to come out ahead.

Takers?

I'd LOVE to see this REALLY happen!!

[Gaffer]

I'd LOVE to see this REALLY happen!!

It will, just as soon as they can construct a crisis. All sorts of fema and other agency regulations they will be pulling out.

[sgtdmski]

I would put my money on the red states. Natural Gas and Oil from Alaska, not to mention Texas. What do you think???? Our gas would probably be around $1.50 a gallon, meanwhile we would be exporting oil to the Blue states and making $80 a barrel and seeing their prices in the $3 or $4 dollar range, if anyone is driving a vehicle. Probably with their regressive environmental laws they will be left with only bicycles to get around.

dmk

[Insein]

I'd LOVE to see this REALLY happen!!

I'd NEVER want to see this happen. It would mean the deaths of many many Americans. The Civil War was one of the bloodiest wars in our history. A modern Civil War with today's weapons would be devastating.

So I know we do hypotheticals and all but I NEVER want a Civil War in this country if it can be prevented.

[namvet]

ubzG1CFi8cs

Texans beat the drums for secession. I hope they do. a perfect breeding ground for a revoultion or civil war against this radical gov. and its not like they don't have the guns and hardware. that comes with the illegals.

[Gaffer]

I think Texas will be the first to go and will be followed by most of the southern states and a number of midwest states. There will be a few battleground states where there is a lot of division, mostly around the big cities and where liberals have a lot of influence.

There won't be a military conflict. It will be among civilians. The dark lords union goons and ACORN goons verses the patriots. The military will stand down while the national guard will remain under the governors commands who will refuse the federalization.