Birthday reminder

[Silver]

Last month we celebrated a special birthday�

Monica Lewinsky turned 36. Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her
hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.


They grow up so fast, don't they?

[Noir]

A Birthday reminder for last month?
Jezy, it would have been a pointless post a month ago, but now...seriously?...

[Silver]

You just don't realize who she is....she is a FOB and VIP here in the USA....
Hey....don't send her a card if you don't want to...I don't care..:lol:

Why the fuck did you bother replying. Pinhead ?

[Noir]

I replied to point out that fail thread is fail, almost to a point of being funny in it's fail.

[Gaffer]

i replied to point out that fail thread is fail, almost to a point of being funny in it's fail.

huh?

[Silver]

I replied to point out that fail thread is fail, almost to a point of being funny in it's fail.

No too schooled in the English language, huh?:lol:

You're dismissed, Pinhead

[Noir]

I was being ironic.
Dear blesses, you guise either need to get a sense of humour or a sense or irony, or both.

[Gaffer]

I was being ironic.
Dear blesses, you guise either need to get a sense of humour or a sense or irony, or both.

Or maybe we need lessons in Northern Ireland dialect.

[Noir]

Or maybe we need lessons in Northern Ireland dialect.

Well here's a start


HOW TO SPEAK NORN IRON
A

Afeard - scared
Ah - I or me, ie Ah don't feel well
Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
Aye -meaning "yes"


B

Balleex -"b0ll0cks" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed – ‘broke’
Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
Bate The Wife - bottle of cider
Beef -male sexual organ ie "Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite"
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul' beg" when referring to an elderly female
Blurt -Slang for female genetalia
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Boulin' -messing about
Bout Ye -"Hello"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly benefit

C

Cameracorder -grannies use of the word "camcorder"
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning "very good" or "exellent"
Chicken -child slang for "afraid"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Childer -children
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer

http://bbs.scoobynet.com/ireland-northern-ireland-27/628433-norn-iron-dictionary.html

[Gaffer]

Thanks that might help decipher what your talking about sometimes. However. I didn't see anything about fail.


I replied to point out that fail thread is fail, almost to a point of being funny in it's fail.

[Noir]

Thanks that might help decipher what your talking about sometimes. However. I didn't see anything about fail.


Fail is not Northern Irish, it's an Internet meme. I'm amazed you haven't come across it before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cilLKufYOhE

[Gaffer]

It guess I am not internet savvy enough as I have never heard of it. I guess I need to keep a teenager or two around to explain terms to me. :eek: On seconf thought I'll pass.

[Noir]

No need to bother with a teenager, just YouTube 'know your memes' and keep up to date with encyclopediadramatica.com/ were you can learn the wonders of Fail, Win, All your base are belong to us, Caturday, Long Cat, Mudkips, b0xxybabe, creepychan, Dramatic Prarie dog ect ect ect, there are many lulz to be had.

[red states rule]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/graphics/monica.jpg

[Insein]

I replied to point out that fail thread is fail, almost to a point of being funny in it's fail.

I got it. It was funny (Noir's post that is). Silver's was merely clever.