View Full Version : Why Britney Spears should be president
gabosaurus
08-20-2009, 02:01 PM
As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.
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As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.
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LOL, we were almost on the same page here, I was thinking maybe she could talk without it coming from a teleprompter, no doubt she would be better than what we have now, I would vote for Homer Simpson before Obama
That was the worst 2 mins and 21 sec. I have ever spent, Do ya think Letterman actually thought that was funny?
namvet
08-20-2009, 02:44 PM
can you say "air head" ?????
9/12er
08-20-2009, 02:44 PM
As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.
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That is absolutely HILARIOUS that you are insinuating that the reason we don't like him is because he's black. Seriously?? Is that the best you can come up with? If I really had THAT big of a problem with black people, I wouldn't be the mother to my bi-racial daughter.
You struck out - try another....
Nukeman
08-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Gabbs has this theory that ANYONE who is conservative leaning must some how be a member of the KKK, lest we forget the founding members of that organization were ALL DEMOCRATS.
She feels anyone not liberal must somehow be deviant as well (lots of liberal college there).
Gabbs really isn't interested in your views, she just wants to label you and make assumptions about you based strictly on how you think politically!!!!
Mr. P
08-20-2009, 03:02 PM
can you say "air head" ?????
Britney, Gabby or both? Yes.
Nukeman
08-20-2009, 03:08 PM
As presented on the David Letterman show.
I know you guys would be in favor. Britney Spears is an attractive woman. She is not very intelligent (although probably smarter than Dubya) and, best of all, she's not black.
So soon you forget that Kerry's grades were WORSE than Bush's. Which makes Bush smarter than any lib that they found to run against him.
We haven't seen Obama's grades so we don't actually know if he's smarter than Bush or dumber, like Kerry.
Oh, and lets not forget that conservatives would have loved it if Colin Powell had run, don't look now, but he's a black man also.
gabosaurus
08-20-2009, 03:40 PM
It's a joke people. :rolleyes:
namvet
08-20-2009, 04:01 PM
It's a joke people. :rolleyes:
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10072/36FUNNY.gif
then go back to what you were doing
It's a joke people. :rolleyes:
Really? Why didn't you post it in "Humor"?
stephanie
08-21-2009, 08:15 AM
I wouldn't put it past all those clueless libs who voted for the little Marxist community organizer, would probably vote for Spears for President if she ran..
I wouldn't put it past all those clueless libs who voted for the little Marxist community organizer, would probably vote for Spears for President if she ran..
Possibly...that and all the 12 year olds that ACORN could sign up.
namvet
08-21-2009, 08:23 AM
how bout Bin Laden ???? can't be any worse than Osama's. they both have the same goals. including the total destruction of the US enonomy.
emmett
08-21-2009, 08:40 AM
You guys really are getting tight man. The thing to do was ignore the post but you guys are starting to look and sound as bitter as Libs did when W won in 04.
I'm just saying......
stephanie
08-21-2009, 08:49 AM
Letterman is becoming one big pervo with his fixation on young girls and woman...creepy
avatar4321
08-21-2009, 03:32 PM
I think this nation might actually be better off with Britney in charge. She will be too busy trying to get media attention that she wont actually do anything to harm the country.
theHawk
08-21-2009, 04:18 PM
Don't we already have a clueless rockstar as Prez?
namvet
08-21-2009, 04:28 PM
R3HK_rwFUHs
could not resist it :laugh2:
Gaffer
08-21-2009, 05:57 PM
I think this nation might actually be better off with Britney in charge. She will be too busy trying to get media attention that she wont actually do anything to harm the country.
That's all he does now. He has lots of goons to destroy the country for him.
5stringJeff
08-22-2009, 09:56 AM
Actually, #4 is right on: America would have a more coherent fiscal strategy. The Dems and GOP sure don't have one.
gabosaurus
08-22-2009, 07:02 PM
You guys really are getting tight man. The thing to do was ignore the post but you guys are starting to look and sound as bitter as Libs did when W won in 04.
Glad that someone figured it out. There has been ample whine to serve everyone.
stephanie
08-22-2009, 07:28 PM
Glad that someone figured it out. There has been ample whine to serve everyone.
we listened to enough of yours during the Bush years...so go out and get us some cheese..
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