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gabosaurus
08-19-2009, 11:27 PM
The Holy Scriptures have commanded us not to eat shrimp.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
darin
08-19-2009, 11:35 PM
lmao. :)

Those folks need a better hobby :)
hjmick
08-19-2009, 11:44 PM
I don't think God, if he exists, hates shrimps anymore than he hates tall people. Why would God, if he exists, hate short people?
PostmodernProphet
08-20-2009, 06:01 AM
probably saved the Jews a lot of botulism over the years.....they didn't have refrigerators in those days....
gabosaurus
08-20-2009, 10:19 AM
probably saved the Jews a lot of botulism over the years.....they didn't have refrigerators in those days....

Great point. Not to mention that Jesus didn't serve loaves and shrimp at the Sermon on the Mount.
emmett
08-20-2009, 11:27 AM
Silly silly silly. I don't think that is what was being referenced at all. This is an example of how the writers took things out of context. I think it was mwant to applt to snakes and eels because they were serpants.
gabosaurus
08-22-2009, 07:13 PM
Disregard Emmett. He is merely an evil shrimp lover!