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namvet

08-16-2009, 08:03 AM

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Socialism. Let me tell you how free I am, and you will want to be a socialist too. What is socialism? It is when the state controls the means of production and abolishes private property. The state will determine what is produced, how much is produced, and when it is produced. When private property is abolished, no one has a right to own anything. Everything belongs to everyone. If I have a TV set and my neighbor has none, then he is free to take mine. I am then free to take yours. If I have two TV sets and my neighbor takes one, then I am free to take one from another neighbor. And to be "fair", the state has a right to take mine and my neighbors' property to give to the poor. Isn't that a wonderful system for the "greater good"?

I know you have heard those nasty capitalists tell you that under socialism there is no freedom. That is NOT true. Under socialism there is complete freedom. Here is a list of many of the freedoms that will be available to you when America is a fully socialized country.

I am free to obey the orders of my superiors at all times.
I am free to do anything the state tells me I must do.
I am free to snitch on my capitalistic neighbors, wife and children, and they are free to snitch on me
I am free to be under surveillance as the state sees fit.
I am free to take any job that the state orders me to take.
I am free to say anything anti-capitalistic.
I am free to appropriate anything my neighbor has, because there is no right to own anything privately.
I am free to do volunteer work after my 16 hours per day at the factory at state approved facilities.
I am free for re-education should i ever fail the state.
I am free to arise when the state tells me to.
I am free to sleep when the state tells me to.
I am free to eat when the state tells me to.
I am free to eat whatever the state proclaims is good for me.
I am free to behave in any manner the state approves.
I am free to be fair to everyone else, even when it is not fair to me.
I am free to say whatever the state tells me is correct.
I am free to live without money, because the state provides everything it deems I need.
I am free to stand in long all-day queues to get my daily food ration. Thanks to the state there is usually enough bread to go around.
I am free to die whenever I am of no more value to the state.
I am free to die when I say anything incorrect.
I am free to die when for the greater good of the state.

Now that you have read this and understand the freedoms you will have in a glorious socialist paradise, please remember to report this "fishy email to upyours/gov/eatshitanddie.gov