emmett
06-12-2009, 10:14 AM
Further investigation of the Hudson River incident involving US Air Flight 1549 has determined that the Canadian Geese who brought down the plane were "terrorists". The State of NY has now begun a form of ethnic cleansing without so much as allowing these geese a trial. Authorities have begun shooting the geese. No attorney, no Miranda rights and no one standing up to defend the geese who had nothing to do with the incident.
That's right. NY authorities have begun shooting Canadian Geese who hang out near the airport. The good news is, no waterboarding was used to extract information from any of the geese or any other form of torture. Couldn't we just trap the geese and send them back to Canada. Hell we turn terrorists loose from Gitmo but we kill innocent geese.
Geeeez!
Information recieved this morning has suggested that the culprit was actually a "duck". Canadian Geese contend that they had nothing to do with bringing down the flight and that they are being descriminated against based on their multiple colored feathers and compromised disposition in that they are illegal aliens. It has even been suggested that the reason that the geese have congregated in and around the NY area was because of the Canadian Health care Program being inadequate to meet their needs and everybody knows the easiest place to recieve care is in New York for illegal aliens. The Geese' leader, "Loosama fli Goosama, has been known to have conspired to attempt other take downs of American flights but remains hidden somewhere in the Catskill Mountains. He is not to be mistaken for Hussein Obama who is President of the US, he is a goose of a different feather. When asked about the aggressive treatment of the geese, Obama said he wished to apologize on behalf of the US and bowed to a picture on the wall of one of the geese.
That's right. NY authorities have begun shooting Canadian Geese who hang out near the airport. The good news is, no waterboarding was used to extract information from any of the geese or any other form of torture. Couldn't we just trap the geese and send them back to Canada. Hell we turn terrorists loose from Gitmo but we kill innocent geese.
Geeeez!
Information recieved this morning has suggested that the culprit was actually a "duck". Canadian Geese contend that they had nothing to do with bringing down the flight and that they are being descriminated against based on their multiple colored feathers and compromised disposition in that they are illegal aliens. It has even been suggested that the reason that the geese have congregated in and around the NY area was because of the Canadian Health care Program being inadequate to meet their needs and everybody knows the easiest place to recieve care is in New York for illegal aliens. The Geese' leader, "Loosama fli Goosama, has been known to have conspired to attempt other take downs of American flights but remains hidden somewhere in the Catskill Mountains. He is not to be mistaken for Hussein Obama who is President of the US, he is a goose of a different feather. When asked about the aggressive treatment of the geese, Obama said he wished to apologize on behalf of the US and bowed to a picture on the wall of one of the geese.