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Little-Acorn
06-11-2009, 07:47 PM
Probably not true, but funny as h*ll anyway.

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.

Insein
06-12-2009, 09:11 AM
Lmao!!!