Chuck Norris - I may run for President... of Texas

[avatar4321]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

Thought it was a very well written article. Obviously controversial. What says all of you?

[-Cp]

I think it may be time to move to Texas soon! :)

[Jagger]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

Thought it was a very well written article. Obviously controversial. What says all of you?

Chuck Norris is a wimp. I almost got into a fight with him at the Austin Gym in Richardson back when he was filming his TV Show. He was bad mouthing Democrats.

[stephanie]

I'd like to see Ted Nugent run for President..boy would that get some left wingers panties a bunch...:laugh2:

[Mr. P]

Chuck Norris is a wimp. I almost got into a fight with him at the Austin Gym in Richardson back when he was filming his TV Show. He was bad mouthing Democrats.

Ya and you were Special Forces too..:laugh2:

[Jagger]

Chuck is on the Board of Directors for the National Council On Bible Curriculum. Their goal is to put a state certified Bible class in every public high school to better educate today’s youth.

Here's what Texas thought about that idea in 1845:


There is now, sir, even in the-city of New York, a great religious excitement, I or as they say, a Bible party is forming, for the purpose of compelling the use of Bibles in the public schools, whether parents wish it or not.

There is one class of Christians who think that the Scriptures, if placed in uninstructed hands, may lead to evil: that they require to be explained, and wish the great principle of morality also to be taught in the public schools. But whether the principle is right or not, it is an act of tyranny to compel any denomination to use any book whatever at school.'

--Delegate Jame Love, Representing Galveston at the Texas Constitutional Convention of 1954, arguing to ban Christian Misters from the Texas Legislature.

http://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/constitutions/pdf/pdf1845debates/00000002.pdf

[Jagger]

Ya and you were Special Forces too..:laugh2:

I also play "Honky Tonk Women" on me Telecaster better than even Keith Richards plays it.

[Jagger]

I'd like to see Ted Nugent run for President..boy would that get some left wingers panties a bunch...:laugh2:

Ted Nugent is a lousy guitar player. He invited me to join his band. I told him to get out of my sight.

[Mr. P]

I also play "Honky Tonk Women" on me Telecaster better than even Keith Richards plays it.

I am sure in your own mind, you do everything better and bigger than anyone else without ever really doing anything at all. Tis the typical idiot claim to fame.

[Kathianne]

I am sure in your own mind, you do everything better and bigger than anyone else without ever really doing anything at all. Tis the typical idiot claim to fame.

Self-delusion or self-aggrandizement come to mind. ;)

[stephanie]

I ran into the Queen of England once,


in my dreams...:coffee:

[-Cp]

Ted Nugent is a lousy guitar player. He invited me to join his band. I told him to get out of my sight.

It's funny to see a real-life version of Penelope from SNL - you dude:


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/penelope-therapy/926141

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[Jagger]

I ran into the Queen of England once,


in my dreams...:coffee:

I got an elevator with Chuck Berry once in Downtown Dallas in the '80's. I starting singing Johnnie B. Goode. He cracked up.

[Jagger]

Ted Nugent is a lousy guitar player. He invited me to join his band. I told him to get out of my sight.
I was just kidding about Ted Nugent. He never asked me to join his band. However, I have played with both Stevie and Jimmy Vaughn.

[stephanie]

I was just kidding about Ted Nugent. He never asked me to join his band. However, I have played with both Stevie and Jimmy Vaughn.

that I could probably believe..I met a lot of few big name musicians when I wus yunger.

[PostmodernProphet]

However, I have played with both Stevie and Jimmy Vaughn.

I caught it on film....

http://www.busybeeschildcare.co.uk/articleimg/guitar1.jpg

[avatar4321]

Chuck is on the Board of Directors for the National Council On Bible Curriculum. Their goal is to put a state certified Bible class in every public high school to better educate today’s youth.

Here's what Texas thought about that idea in 1845:


There is now, sir, even in the-city of New York, a great religious excitement, I or as they say, a Bible party is forming, for the purpose of compelling the use of Bibles in the public schools, whether parents wish it or not.

There is one class of Christians who think that the Scriptures, if placed in uninstructed hands, may lead to evil: that they require to be explained, and wish the great principle of morality also to be taught in the public schools. But whether the principle is right or not, it is an act of tyranny to compel any denomination to use any book whatever at school.'

--Delegate Jame Love, Representing Galveston at the Texas Constitutional Convention of 1954, arguing to ban Christian Misters from the Texas Legislature.

http://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/constitutions/pdf/pdf1845debates/00000002.pdf

Cause teaching people about the Bible is oh so bad!

Right... Can you ever stay on topic?

[Jagger]

I caught it on film....

It wasn't filmed, dude.

[Mr. P]

It wasn't filmed, dude.

There are hidden cameras everywhere, how do you know it wasn't filmed?

[5stringJeff]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

Thought it was a very well written article. Obviously controversial. What says all of you?

Every state has the right to secede from the Union at any time, and for any reason. If America keeps going down the path it's going, it might be time for some states to exercise that right.

[PostmodernProphet]

It wasn't filmed, dude.

I'm sorry Jagger, but I only allow people with brains to call me dude.....

[sgtdmski]

Chuck is on the Board of Directors for the National Council On Bible Curriculum. Their goal is to put a state certified Bible class in every public high school to better educate today’s youth.

Here's what Texas thought about that idea in 1845:


There is now, sir, even in the-city of New York, a great religious excitement, I or as they say, a Bible party is forming, for the purpose of compelling the use of Bibles in the public schools, whether parents wish it or not.

There is one class of Christians who think that the Scriptures, if placed in uninstructed hands, may lead to evil: that they require to be explained, and wish the great principle of morality also to be taught in the public schools. But whether the principle is right or not, it is an act of tyranny to compel any denomination to use any book whatever at school.'

--Delegate Jame Love, Representing Galveston at the Texas Constitutional Convention of 1954, arguing to ban Christian Misters from the Texas Legislature.

http://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/constitutions/pdf/pdf1845debates/00000002.pdf

No that is what one Delegate thought in 1954. Read your own link, from 1845, no mention whatsoever about religion. Nice try.

But once again you are caught in your lie.

dmk

[Trigg]

I'm sorry Jagger, but I only allow people with brains to call me dude.....


:lmao::lmao:

[hjmick]

I'm sorry Jagger, but I only allow people with brains to call me dude.....

Dude...

[PostmodernProphet]

Dude...

ah, he dares The Test....a bold man.....

[Kathianne]

ah, he dares The Test....a bold man.....

and woman, dude! LOL!

[emmett]

I was just kidding about Ted Nugent. He never asked me to join his band. However, I have played with both Stevie and Jimmy Vaughn.



:lol:



You forgot to tell us the one about how you taught Ted his archery skills. Although I can understand that if you did know all these guys I see now why they are all Conservatives!!!! :laugh2:

[CockySOB]

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