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Little-Acorn
03-10-2009, 04:07 PM
PLEASE READ TO THE END!

"Who am I?"

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in
another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several
children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest
in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a
legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it
was widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity,
except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult,
disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life
and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those
who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my
father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind
the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for
national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and
could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful
speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and
they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This
bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign
policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and
seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on
the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on
how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed
for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start
making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who
did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all
people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular
support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we
could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of
the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities"
like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to
keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

Even when I ran for the highest offices in the country, there were
still problems concerning whether I was a native-born citizen
of that country.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily
found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my
writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the
world. And the world learned the truth.

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ADOLF HITLER.

Who were you thinking of?

Yurt
03-10-2009, 04:16 PM
awesome

Mr. P
03-10-2009, 04:28 PM
I know! I know!..read it a hundred times in the last 10 yrs. :laugh2:

Noir
03-10-2009, 05:00 PM
I guessed right! :) the clue of writting about 'his struggles' was too obvious I thought, but nice twist anyways :)

Joe Steel
03-10-2009, 05:19 PM
PLEASE READ TO THE END!

"Who am I?"

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ADOLF HITLER.

Who were you thinking of?

Everytime I see that name I think of George Bush.

Yurt
03-10-2009, 05:20 PM
Everytime I see that name I think of George Bush.

yet obama and hitler have so much in common!

:eek:

Jagger
03-11-2009, 03:56 PM
It's well established that Republicans are socialists who favor big government.

MtnBiker
03-11-2009, 04:02 PM
It's well established that Republicans are socialists who favor big government.

This post has nothing to do with the thread.

Here is a heads up for you. http://http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?p=356004#post356004

sgtdmski
03-14-2009, 12:14 AM
Everytime I see that name I think of George Bush.

I had a professor who said that once, and despite my best efforts, no matter how many times I called the police, I could not get them to come drag him out back and shoot him.

dmk

emmett
03-14-2009, 01:27 AM
It's well established that Republicans are socialists who favor big government.

It is well established that Jaggers are Socialists who favor big government!


Emmett...... this post has nothing to do with this thread!


I will not warn you again,

Emmett

hjmick
03-14-2009, 11:04 AM
Everytime I see that name I think of George Bush.

When don't you think of George Bush?




It is well established that Jaggers are Socialists who favor big government!

It's well established that Jagger's posts are not worthy of response.