Blonde paint job

[Yurt]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[moderate democrat]

:lame2:

I didn't think that was all that funny when I first heard it in highschool.

don't give up your day job.

[Yurt]

dude, stfu...did you really have to come and start your bickering in the humor section...

thanks for ruining a funny thread you obsessive stalker

[moderate democrat]

dude, stfu...did you really have to come and start your bickering in the humor section...

thanks for ruining a funny thread you obsessive stalker

you posted it as humor...I merely noted that it was stale humor and not really all that humorous.... it is more appropriately historical quaisi-humor....do that have a forum for that?

[Yurt]

you posted it as humor...I merely noted that it was stale humor and not really all that humorous.... it is more appropriately historical quaisi-humor....do that have a forum for that?

no, you went personal on me liar....stay out of this thread, i don't care if you don't think it is funny, stfu and stop following me around the board with your petty insults. you have been asked to knock it off by mods and myself, quit it.

[moderate democrat]

no, you went personal on me liar....stay out of this thread, i don't care if you don't think it is funny, stfu and stop following me around the board with your petty insults. you have been asked to knock it off by mods and myself, quit it.


get newer jokes. I am free to comment upon your posts. if you don't like it, don't post anything....leave, if you want to.

[Yurt]

get newer jokes. I am free to comment upon your posts. if you don't like it, don't post anything....leave, if you want to.

mfm, you're really pathetic

it is the humor section and you come in here with insults, you follow me all over the board like a lost puppy and all you do is insult.

(yawn)

i'm tired of it, the board is tired of it, the entire board knows you are mfm, the game is over, and i really don't care to drag the board through our feuds again and honestly, you really are waste of time. i don't know why i ever wasted time with you, maybe because my practice wasn't as big and you were passing amusement. but after saving someone's home this week, i don't know, you seem even more insignificant and more worthless than ever.

[moderate democrat]

mfm, you're really pathetic

it is the humor section and you come in here with insults, you follow me all over the board like a lost puppy and all you do is insult.

(yawn)

i'm tired of it, the board is tired of it, the entire board knows you are mfm, the game is over, and i really don't care to drag the board through our feuds again and honestly, you really are waste of time. i don't know why i ever wasted time with you, maybe because my practice wasn't as big and you were passing amusement. but after saving someone's home this week, i don't know, you seem even more insignificant and more worthless than ever.
you keep bringing up that previous poster...it ain't me. I don't follow you around, I click on threads that sound interesting... this one did, until I read it and realized it was an ancient not very funny joke. Congratulations on your booming practice.

[Sitarro]

:lame2:

I didn't think that was all that funny when I first heard it in highschool.

don't give up your day job.

Was that last week or yesterday?

[Noir]

Well, I thought it was quiet funny

So shush your baps Moderate dem, obvious troll is obvious.

[Kathianne]

Well, I thought it was quiet funny

So shush your baps Moderate dem, obvious troll is obvious.

Indeed. Stalking IS NOT FUNNY, regardless of which way the stalking is done. Knock it off MD.