Record-Breaking Breasts

[-Cp]

We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard (via ABC) that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.

Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him (note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how deluded and life-threatening silly they might seem!).

http://media.nbcnewyork.com/images/600*375/020409+Sheyla+Hershey.jpg

But Hershey was forced to settle with her FFF mosquito bites because "the state of Texas has limits on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants," noted ABC. Reading this, we found ourselves impressed by Texas, because we didn't think it was the kind of state to impose limits on such things, what with the Dallas Cowboys cherleaders and the state priding itself on everything being bigger there and whatnot.

But, as Hershey discovered through diligent research, they have no such restraint in Brazil! And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust (according to Britain's Daily Star) and the world record for largest breasts. We wonder if Guinness has a category for worst back pain.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/the_scene/Breast-Implants-Set-World-Record-.html

[Trigg]

I wonder if she'll still like them in 10 years when she has a hump in her back from walking hunched over????


Seriously how does she haul all that weight around and still stand up straight???

[DannyR]

If they aren't real, how's it a record? Put that * by her name since they are enhanced artificially.

[gabosaurus]

Original story here:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/67835/I-ve-got-the-world-s-biggest-boobs

[PostmodernProphet]

I'm astonished......this woman must not drive.....she couldn't sit behind a steering wheel and still reach it.......

[Abbey Marie]

From the article:

And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.


But then she'll be sure to sue the doctor when they do explode.

[Yurt]

but do they float...

[Jeff]

Dang there comes a point were it is to much , woman that get them so big look ridiculous , let alone the discomfort I am sure she must or will have .

[DannyR]

I'm guessing she's hoping for a big payoff from the porn industry, and then will get them reduced back. Worked for Pamela Anderson.

[dan]

Dang there comes a point were it is to much , woman that get them so big look ridiculous , let alone the discomfort I am sure she must or will have .

I don't know, these pics are actually helping my discomfort a bit.


...wtf happened to the 'wanking' smilie we used to have on here? Well, anyway, I was talking about me whacking it there, I wish I had a smilie to clarify.

[Noir]

If they aren't real, how's it a record? Put that * by her name since they are enhanced artificially.

I think the record is for largest implants, ergo no * needed

Seriosly this women has mental issues, and more money than sense.

[Yurt]

Dang there comes a point were it is to much , woman that get them so big look ridiculous , let alone the discomfort I am sure she must or will have .

it looks like she has water balloon ass on her chest

[hjmick]

Looks like the doctor moved her ass to her chest.

[Yurt]

Looks like the doctor moved her ass to her chest.

:lol:

my momma always told me your handwritan is veary important, especially when talkin to a doctor