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jimnyc

01-13-2009, 12:37 PM

My friend Abe asked me to bring him to the airport tomorrow afternoon to pick up a friend visiting from Iran. His friend is a guy in his 20's and a devout Muslim. Abe is Muslim, from Jordan. Abe is a very strange bird and can barely speak English. Always texting on his phone and it's always in Arabic, so I have no idea what he's doing. He even surfs all day long on his damn foreign phone and always to Arabic sites. I believe I'm going to be profiled and tucked into back rooms by the CIA, knocked unconscious and wake up in Cuba. I should never have watched "Yes Man" this week and just told the bastard I am busy, but now I'll be held as an enemy combatant just for trying to be a friend. Pray for me.

Yurt

01-13-2009, 01:05 PM

Alluha al alkbar

stephanie

01-13-2009, 01:13 PM

It was nice knowing ya Jimmy..

get an address for Guantanamo, we'll write.

:eek:

dan

01-13-2009, 01:19 PM

I'll be singin the Johnny Walker Blues for ya! :fu:

Immanuel

01-13-2009, 01:22 PM

Hey, I don't care, but just make sure that you are paid up for the next decade on the URL fees... please. :laugh2:

Immie

Abbey Marie

01-13-2009, 01:44 PM

Eat a pork sandwich at the airport. You'll be fine. :coffee:

Little-Acorn

01-13-2009, 02:22 PM

Carry a football at the airport. Y'know, pigskin and all......

Noir

01-13-2009, 02:36 PM

Fear not Sir, Obama will have you outa there in a jiffy :coffee:

Yurt

01-13-2009, 02:40 PM

osama bin loggin

terrorwist

attrack

newklear

(skynet has now locked onto this thread, if you hear a knock on your door, answer it)

Yurt

01-13-2009, 06:56 PM

jim.......?

:terror:

Kathianne

01-13-2009, 07:11 PM

jim.......?

:terror:
I was thinking the same. Anyone know of a way to send care packages to Gitmo, umm, before it closes? :coffee: :smoke: :coffee:

Yurt

01-13-2009, 08:22 PM

I was thinking the same. Anyone know of a way to send care packages to Gitmo, umm, before it closes? :coffee: :smoke: :coffee:

playboy, smokes and a ham sandwich

Kathianne

01-13-2009, 08:36 PM

playboy, smokes and a ham sandwich

Got an address? I mean that will get there? :smoke:

jimnyc

01-14-2009, 09:44 AM

It's actually tomorrow afternoon, so I have one more day of freedom!

Yurt

01-14-2009, 10:28 AM

It's actually tomorrow afternoon, so I have one more day of freedom!

how do we know you are really jim...say something only he would say