Doing something tonite, none of you are doing... :)

[darin]

My family is having dinner with 5stringJeff and his family. :D

woot!

Will be nice to see that tall bald guy again. It's been close to 2 years I'd guess.

Might post pics. :)

[Abbey Marie]

Sounds like fun. Pics would be great!

[darin]

Sorry, too busy catching up to get pics. Had a great time seeing Jeff and his family - AND meeting the latest addition, baby Everett.

GREAT BBQ Pig, too! :D

[avatar4321]

and im doing something you arent. Im eating popcorn in bed.

[5stringJeff]

I can neither confirm nor deny any conversations with Darin about anything, including any potential promotions to administrator on this board, Senator from Georgia, Alabama, or Illinois, or running a $50B hedge fund.

The BBQ was pretty good, though. :)

[Mr. P]

I can neither confirm nor deny any conversations with Darin about anything, including any potential promotions to administrator on this board, Senator from Georgia, Alabama, or Illinois, or running a $50B hedge fund.

The BBQ was pretty good, though. :)

Who cooked it?

[emmett]

Rinnnnng! Riiinnnggg! Ring! Ring!

Hello P. Yo what's up brother. You hear that shit about Jeff getting promoted to administrator? Yeah... you ain't shitin bro. I'll tell you this. If Carolyn Kennedy can lobby to replace Hillary Clinton, we damn sure ought to be able to lobby for our chance at the big power huh? I mean... Jeff IS from Georgia..... you and me are from Georgia....... Hmmmm!
I wonder what kind of politics we would have to play to get in on the consideration. Oops... hold on bub.... Governor Blago is on the other line.....


Hello Governor... how are you sir?

Good Good. Yeah. Say listen Rod, I uh.... well.. I need some advice man and you seem uniquely suited to help me in this. My pal Jeff, a political ally and friend is a moderator on our debate site, he is toying around, trying to get himself selected as a moderator....... yeah! Hell... he had DMP over at his house, feeding him some damn pig bar be que and probably hob nobbing and all that, you think they invited me? Why hell no! I live right down the damn street from the dude Governor and did I get so much as even a sandwich? Hell No! Now look.... I need some advice from you on how to get myself selected as his replacement....Hang on a sec will ya...


Yo P... hang on brother......

Yo Governor... yeah... I'm back! Look... I know everybody thinks you are a fucking petty criminal asshole lying cheating ass fuckstick of a governor who has violated the public trust in your state but I have to tell you that I admire you...... Now, do you have any ideas of how I can get rid of my competition to replace this guy who is getting promoted. I got one of my competitors on the phone now... on the other line.....

Un huh....OK..... I see... Yeah.... Un huh... O Great. Thanks. Yes sir .... Thanks a bunch.... All right now.... Look I gotts go bub!

Yp P..... How'd you like to take the little lady on a vacation? Yeah man... Leaves tonight! Just stay until I call you.... Oh ... hang on... I got another call... Be right back....

Hey Caroline... whats up babe! Yeah I called earlier.... I need some ideas... Look I got to tell you.... I really admire the fact that you are even being considered, or rather that you are not being laughed out of America at your insistance that you are anywhere near qualified to be a US Senator, having said that, I have this situation I'd like to capitolize on playi9ng itself out right here in Georgia. My pal Jeff, yeah ... that Jeff, yeah the extremist Libertarian Capitolist... yeah... yeah... right.... yup..Jeff, he's in line for an Administrator position on our website and I'd like to replace him but I'm probably a little short on qualifications.... you know that scene.. right... hey hang on a sec will ya?

Yo P.... I'll be right with ya... OK...... YO P......P.....P P!!!!!!!
(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz)

Anyway Caroline...... Would you have any suggestions on how i might get the attention of the gurus and get myself appointed a Moderator.... I mean you certainly... despite your inadequate experience, lack of knowledge and the fact that you are the niece of a murdering conspirator of socialism, have managed to make the press think you are a serious candidate for the US Senate, can you give me some advice on how I might do the same in an attempt to be a moderator on DP?

Yeah.... yeah.... right... Ok... UMhuh.....yeah... OK Thanks! Yup... Bye!

Yo P.... P...... P (emmett snickers and rubs hands together) Hmmm!

Ring Ring Ring! Hello...

Yo Jeff... whatsup brother! Emmett here! Good man... real good.. thanks for asking... Hey uh... I heard you were getting promoted to Administrator, look dude, I'll make you a deal. If you will endorse me and not that fuck P, I'll give you my remaining supply of Bob Barr posters, two boxes of shirt pins and all the Libertarian bumper stickers you can tote! On top of that.... I have a 24k gold Libertarian insignia and two ball caps..... they're yours dude! I just need some support.

Huh! Jim! Fucking JIM! What the f--- does that M'----- F----- have to do with this? You mean we can't do a little business! Is that what you're saying Jeff? Look ace..... I know JIm's cheif of staff.... that fuck dmp was at your house.... you hear me Jeff...... I know it dude.... I know what you been up to..... Feeding him Barbeque.... Telling old war stories and shit..... I know what the hell is up.... Now look! I may not be the board's "Most likely to succeed in politics" like you are but I got a clue or two bub! Wait til I tell Jim about you telling me you wanted to be owner of the board! You hear me Jeff! YOU FUCKING HEAR ME! You politicians are all the same! Well forget it then!

Ring.... ring..... ring.... "Hello"

Yo Gunny..... hey brother! Got a little ah ah well a "job" for ya!



FOOTNOTE: This poster has absolutely no interest in being a moderator. This post was conjured up solely for entertainment purposes only. The names were not changed because they are good sports and it wasn't necessary to protect their innocense. One thing they aren't.... is innocent!

Happy New Year!

[darin]

Pig-n-Chik. :)

[Mr. P]

Pig-n-Chik. :)

Aaaaa that's "$silk stockin avenue$" BBQ..

Next time try a "green fly" place like:

Dean's Barbeque
9480 S Main Street
Jonesboro, GA 30236
Tel: (770) 471-0138

Much closer to Jeff, been around longer and cheaper too.
http://local.yahoo.com/info-13662979-dean-s-barbeque-jonesboro#reviews

[5stringJeff]

Who cooked it?

Pig 'n' Chik (http://www.pignchik.net/). It was close to where Darin was staying.

[5stringJeff]

Aaaaa that's "$silk stockin avenue$" BBQ..

Next time try a "green fly" place like:

Dean's Barbeque
9480 S Main Street
Jonesboro, GA 30236
Tel: (770) 471-0138

Much closer to Jeff, been around longer and cheaper too.
http://local.yahoo.com/info-13662979-dean-s-barbeque-jonesboro#reviews

There's a place right by my house called Speedy Pig. Some freakin' awesome BBQ. Ribs were so tender, they melted in my mouth.

EDIT: My commute takes me just north of Dean's BBQ. I might have to "stay late at work" one day and check it out! :thumb:

[Kathianne]

I can neither confirm nor deny any conversations with Darin about anything, including any potential promotions to administrator on this board, Senator from Georgia, Alabama, or Illinois, or running a $50B hedge fund.

The BBQ was pretty good, though. :)

Indeed, most likely to enter and win political office. :laugh2: When are you moving to IL, Jeff? I have some connections, really. :laugh2:

Have I mentioned that my mom's cousin was Richard M. Daley's personal secretary? Rosemary Woods was my cousin's aunt? Yeah, really. My family is knee deep in secretaries with secrets. :laugh2:

[5stringJeff]

Indeed, most likely to enter and win political office. :laugh2: When are you moving to IL, Jeff? I have some connections, really. :laugh2:

Have I mentioned that my mom's cousin was Richard M. Daley's personal secretary? Rosemary Woods was my cousin's aunt? Yeah, really. My family is knee deep in secretaries with secrets. :laugh2:

IL is a bit cold for me. I'm not a big fan of "below freezing."

And I'll have to wait for a while to run for political office. But I'm scoping it out! :)

[Kathianne]

IL is a bit cold for me. I'm not a big fan of "below freezing."

And I'll have to wait for a while to run for political office. But I'm scoping it out! :)

LOL! I'll check for more current connections when you are ready. One, who is very, very clean:

Senator John J. Millner (R)
28th District

Years served: 2003-05 (House), appointed July 2005-Present (Senate)

Committee assignments: Senate Committee of the Whole; Judiciary Criminal Law (Minority Spokesperson); Education; Executive Appointments; Financial Institutions; Human Services.

Biography: Master's Degree, Law Enforcement Administration, Western Illinois University; B.A., Social Justice, Lewis University; A.S., Triton College; Elmhurst Police Department, 1972-2003; former president of the Illinois Association of Chiefs of Police; married (wife, Debbie), has two children.

[Kathianne]

Seriously, not easy to find 'clean' in Il., John is.