PDA

View Full Version : The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers



KitchenKitten99
10-31-2008, 10:15 PM
Credit for this goes to my friend Kevin on another board I am on. He does stuff like this periodically. I am trying to get him to join this board too.

This is what he posted on the other board:

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned up-side-down.
I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became involved with the terrorist Bill Ayers.

In Chicago Illinois I finally hit the stage,
after wasting potential most of my days.
Smokin that dope and relaxin all cool,
and all snortin that cocaine outside of the school,
when a couple of guys who were up to all bad,
suggested that I murder both my mom and dad.
I clung to one little threat and the nation got scared,
they said "you better explain your relation to the bomber Bill Ayers!"

I whistled past the grave as elections grew near,
public opinion's a mess and there's a liar in the mirror!
If anything I could claim these extremists were rare,
but I thought nah forget it, even Michelle likes Bill Ayers!

I pulled up to the capitol around two thousand eight
and I yelled to the public "go home, all ya haters!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne as a friend of Bill Ayers.

stephanie
10-31-2008, 10:36 PM
I like..:thumb:

manu1959
10-31-2008, 10:41 PM
great prose..tel them to come on by....

Yurt
10-31-2008, 10:55 PM
great prose..tel them to come on by....

not sure why

hjmick
10-31-2008, 11:08 PM
not sure why

She's sure to give it a try...

KitchenKitten99
10-31-2008, 11:08 PM
Another friend there made these:

http://jdchristian.com/pictures/owatching.jpg

http://jdchristian.com/pictures/oduty.jpg

http://www.cornucopia3d.com/galleries/albums/userpics/1065364/normal_OBEY.jpg

more at this link:
http://www.cornucopia3d.com/galleries/profile.php?uid=1055364

Yurt
10-31-2008, 11:17 PM
She's sure to give it a try...

hopefully without a lie

because that would be disastrous

hjmick
10-31-2008, 11:21 PM
Hell, you may as well ask me to rhyme "orange."

Yurt
10-31-2008, 11:27 PM
Hell, you may as well ask me to rhyme "orange."

and here i thought you are part of a new squad of citizens called:

moreoveritdoesrindwithurange