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Noir
09-10-2008, 10:52 AM
and in the interests of fair play. Obama's page

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e1/Obamabinladenendorsment.jpg

Intro

Barack Hussein Obama is a current Presidential hopeful, the child of a black father and a white mother, who totally chose his own middle name (which means "good one," the haughty bastard). This makes him a "Halfrican," although he was ignorant of his blackness until he found a Bass Guitar and an amplifier in his Grandparents basement. He is running for President of the US of A on the Democratic platform, and is currently going mano a mano with John McCain for the prize of being the next fuckwit to run the country into the ground even more.

To retarded Republicans and Fox News fans, Barack "Saddam" Hussein Osama is an unpatriotic Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Muslim posing as a Christfag who may even be the Antichrist. Of course, because he is a nigga and a blood relative of George Bush on his honky side, he will probably just try to steal the election if he doesn't win.

To retarded Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt. Just like JFK, if Obama is elected, someone will surely assassinate him. His followers fail to recognize that, like every other politician, his whole campaign is all style and no substance (unless you're talking about THAT substance).

Full page http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Obama

stephanie
09-10-2008, 10:54 AM
:lame2:

Noir
09-10-2008, 10:56 AM
Its just a larf, don't be getting your nickers in a twist.

stephanie
09-10-2008, 10:57 AM
it's stupid..

darin
09-10-2008, 11:00 AM
Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ

LMAO :)

Noir
09-10-2008, 11:02 AM
sorry that the humor is beneath you stef, my bad.

stephanie
09-10-2008, 11:08 AM
sorry that the humor is beneath you stef, my bad.

humor should be something that makes you laugh, not roll your eyes..

just my little opinion...:cheers2:

manu1959
09-10-2008, 11:29 AM
obama's platform....from the link....

American principles: CHANGE
Civil rights: CHANGE
Disabilities: CHANGE
Economy: NIGGER RIG IT Education: CHANGE
Energy & Environment: INFLATE YOUR TIRES
Ethics: CHANGE
Family: CHANGE
Fiscal: CHANGE
Foreign Policy: CHANGE
Iraq: CHANGE
Gun Control: CHANGE
Health care: CHANGE
His own Mind: CHANGE
Homeland Security: CHANGE
Immigration: CHANGE
Political Experience : CHANGE
Poverty: CHANGE
Prostitution: CHANGE
Rural: FARM MORE CHICKEN
Service: CHANGE
Seniors & Social Security: CHANGE
Slave Ownership: CHANGE
Technology: CHANGE
Use of the "N-word" in Mike Tyson's Punch Out: CHANGE
Veterans: CHANGE
His wife: CHANGE TO UGLY FAT WHITE BITCH Change: CHANGE
Abortion: ABOVE HIS PAY GRADE
Candlejack: CHA
Obama presents the issues and passes the savings onto YOU!

Noir
09-10-2008, 11:51 AM
which is basicly right, right? :p