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KitchenKitten99
03-09-2007, 03:16 PM
I've played this often in the many forums I've been to. The rules for this game is you add three words onto the previous entries, in order to form a story. Eventually, this becomes a sick, twisted story we're all probably used to.
I'll start with:
I once saw
Nienna
03-09-2007, 03:17 PM
I once saw a blue cricket
Abbey Marie
03-09-2007, 03:31 PM
sitting in a
bowl of cereal
Nienna
03-09-2007, 04:01 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very
KitchenKitten99
03-09-2007, 04:04 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I
Nienna
03-09-2007, 04:06 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten.
:D
KitchenKitten99
03-09-2007, 04:12 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not
Nienna
03-09-2007, 04:46 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat
KitchenKitten99
03-09-2007, 06:26 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket
jackass
03-09-2007, 06:28 PM
I decided to
Nienna
03-09-2007, 07:26 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial
Doniston
03-09-2007, 07:58 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterialointment and spread
Said1
03-09-2007, 09:12 PM
ointment and spread
All over Hobalicious.
Nienna
03-09-2007, 09:15 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously.
KitchenKitten99
03-10-2007, 12:05 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people
Abbey Marie
03-10-2007, 01:02 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle
KitchenKitten99
03-10-2007, 02:05 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna
remie
03-10-2007, 10:46 AM
pulled out her
Mr. P
03-10-2007, 10:57 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher.
Nienna
03-10-2007, 11:09 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where
once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple
Mr. P
03-10-2007, 12:54 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I
Abbey Marie
03-10-2007, 01:22 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple [B]cricket recipes I"
got from MrP?
Mr. P
03-10-2007, 01:39 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from MrP"?
Wait, I know
manu1959
03-10-2007, 01:43 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from MrP"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson
Doniston
03-10-2007, 02:51 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from MrP"?
Wait, I know where michael jacksonreally put them,
5stringJeff
03-10-2007, 08:19 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Mr. P
03-10-2007, 08:26 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says
manu1959
03-10-2007, 08:44 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!"
5stringJeff
03-10-2007, 08:46 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket
KitchenKitten99
03-10-2007, 11:53 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!"
manu1959
03-10-2007, 11:56 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!!
Mr. P
03-11-2007, 12:04 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one!
Dilloduck
03-11-2007, 12:04 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! Another condom ruined !
KitchenKitten99
03-11-2007, 12:29 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"?
Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry!
Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another
manu1959
03-11-2007, 12:36 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another
cricket anna nicole
Abbey Marie
03-11-2007, 01:16 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another
cricket anna nicole smith likes them
KitchenKitten99
03-11-2007, 11:08 AM
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I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed
Dilloduck
03-11-2007, 11:24 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle
Mr. P
03-11-2007, 01:21 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle
Doniston
03-11-2007, 06:27 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle
but thatsa pickle.
Doniston;26358]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her
SassyLady
03-11-2007, 10:43 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy
avatar4321
03-12-2007, 04:36 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy
She didn't care.
5stringJeff
03-12-2007, 09:29 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead.
Dilloduck
03-12-2007, 09:37 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead.
Meanwhile, Jim was
jackass
03-12-2007, 02:00 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was
smoking a cig
5stringJeff
03-12-2007, 02:54 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on
Abbey Marie
03-12-2007, 03:08 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets
The ClayTaurus
03-12-2007, 03:13 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour
avatar4321
03-12-2007, 03:13 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour
puss filled his
Doniston
03-12-2007, 07:27 PM
puss filled histhoughts and dreams
Abbey Marie
03-12-2007, 10:07 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was
Mr. P
03-12-2007, 10:15 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets
KitchenKitten99
03-12-2007, 10:44 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy
5stringJeff
03-13-2007, 09:54 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine
Abbey Marie
03-13-2007, 01:59 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole
The ClayTaurus
03-13-2007, 02:01 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic
Abbey Marie
03-13-2007, 02:02 PM
[QUOTE=The ClayTaurus;27100]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf
The ClayTaurus
03-13-2007, 02:05 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved
5stringJeff
03-13-2007, 02:08 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die, because
The ClayTaurus
03-13-2007, 02:21 PM
[QUOTE=5stringJeff;27108]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks.
KitchenKitten99
03-13-2007, 02:31 PM
[QUOTE=The ClayTaurus;27114][QUOTE=5stringJeff;27108]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better
5stringJeff
03-13-2007, 02:41 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers
Abbey Marie
03-13-2007, 02:47 PM
[QUOTE=5stringJeff;27124]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity
5stringJeff
03-13-2007, 02:54 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay
KitchenKitten99
03-13-2007, 03:00 PM
[QUOTE=5stringJeff;27131]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their
Mr. P
03-13-2007, 03:13 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from Fuzzys' porn
Nienna
03-13-2007, 05:15 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers.
Abbey Marie
03-13-2007, 05:20 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once,
Nienna
03-13-2007, 05:24 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began
5stringJeff
03-13-2007, 06:27 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began [B]to speak, saying, "
KitchenKitten99
03-14-2007, 10:10 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed
5stringJeff
03-14-2007, 10:11 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol!"
KitchenKitten99
03-14-2007, 10:31 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any
KitchenKitten99
03-14-2007, 10:31 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should
5stringJeff
03-14-2007, 12:18 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be."
Meanwhile, dmp
Abbey Marie
03-14-2007, 01:32 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be."
Meanwhile, dmp [B]took photos of
KitchenKitten99
03-14-2007, 02:58 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy
5stringJeff
03-14-2007, 03:05 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations
Abbey Marie
03-14-2007, 03:08 PM
[QUOTE=5stringJeff;27593]I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore
5stringJeff
03-14-2007, 03:15 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them,
KitchenKitten99
03-15-2007, 10:12 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing
Dilloduck
03-15-2007, 10:27 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins
Nienna
03-15-2007, 10:41 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden
5stringJeff
03-15-2007, 10:43 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve
Nienna
03-15-2007, 10:44 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of
5stringJeff
03-15-2007, 10:46 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets.
Dilloduck
03-15-2007, 10:47 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of the missing crotches
KitchenKitten99
03-15-2007, 03:05 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is
Abbey Marie
03-15-2007, 03:34 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making
KitchenKitten99
03-15-2007, 03:36 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with
Dilloduck
03-15-2007, 03:38 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins
Abbey Marie
03-15-2007, 03:39 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight
Mr. P
03-15-2007, 04:19 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket
5stringJeff
03-15-2007, 05:47 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
5stringJeff
03-17-2007, 04:48 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day,
SassyLady
03-17-2007, 06:17 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon
Abbey Marie
03-17-2007, 06:56 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at
SassyLady
03-17-2007, 07:31 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann
Abbey Marie
03-17-2007, 07:34 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved
SassyLady
03-17-2007, 07:47 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in
KitchenKitten99
03-17-2007, 10:09 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to
manu1959
03-17-2007, 10:57 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue
SassyLady
03-18-2007, 12:54 AM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently
5stringJeff
03-18-2007, 01:05 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently, [B]the dragon/cricket
Abbey Marie
03-18-2007, 03:02 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently, the dragon/cricket [B]union protested the
SassyLady
03-18-2007, 06:43 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently, the dragon/cricket union protested the "love it or
5stringJeff
03-18-2007, 09:14 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently, the dragon/cricket union protested the "love it or shove it" deal
Abbey Marie
03-18-2007, 09:30 PM
I once saw a blue cricket sitting in a bowl of cereal. It seemed very unsanitary, so I immediately contacted FuzzyKitten. Who said that cereal is not an appropriate seat for a cricket. I decided to get some antibacterial ointment and spread all over Hobalicious. FuzzyKitten objected strenuously. "you'll make people go snap, crackle, pop!" Then Nienna pulled out her purple cricket smasher, and said, "Where are the purple cricket recipes I got from Mr P"? Wait, I know where michael jackson really put them, in FuzzyKitten's pantry! Then Fuzzy says "michael oh my!" "Smash the cricket on your head!" not that head!! The purple one! Another condom ruined! Quick, grab another cricket anna nicole smith likes them in her bed because they tickle, not just tickle but thatsa pickle I told her sour but crunchy. She didn't care. Because she's dead. Meanwhile, Jim was smoking a cig and munching on his own crickets. Suddenly, a sour puss filled his thougths and dreams, and ClayTaurus was smashin those crickets with his copy of Hedonism Magazine which he stole from an anemic crazed albino dwarf. The dwarf deserved to die because this story sucks. It gets better when fifteen strippers convert to Christianity and tell Clay to kiss their quilted Bible covers. All at once, the cricket began to speak, saying, "Mr.P is obsessed with American Idol more than any straight man should be." Meanwhile, dmp took photos of Al Gore's wimpy climate change recommendations. When Michael Moore started eating them, he started undressing several store mannequins, looking for hidden clues to solve the mystery of talking blue crickets because he is incapable of making sexy time with naked, crotchless mannaquins. Michael's immense weight crushed the cricket, ending this paragraph.
The next day, a sapphire dragon, breathed fire at Sean and Ann Penn, who deserved a dip in their income to fund the blue cricket protest. Apparently, the dragon/cricket union protested the "love it or shove it" deal offered by Dr.
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