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red states rule
07-23-2008, 12:31 PM
Got this is an email from a friend

I hope you enjoy it




I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.

I am a Christian and I believe in God.

I use Farmall Tractors, John Deere Equipment, Chevy and International trucks and believe in American products.

I do not believe in "Politically Correct' or the ACLU.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a SMART American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. (Get off the porch, get a job) (besides selling drugs) and Get Over It!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English and oh yeah, take the tag with the washing instructions written in Spanish off of my under shorts!

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to but this country was founded by Christians on christian principles so here, we celebrate Christmas NOT Happy Holidays!

My heroes are John Wayne, Cal Ripkin, Roy Rogers, Michael Jordan, Arnold Palmer and Phil Mickleson.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, (and I'm not going to apologize for slavery). If there are any apologies owed to anybody, those apologies would be owed to the Native American Indians.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA ..

We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. (Same goes for "The Reverend Al Sharpton").

Can I get an AMEN or two on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are (and if you decide to run from them or shoot at them, they SHOULD have the right to shoot your ass until you are DEAD!)

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license (nor do I have a problem carrying or being required to carry and show a photo voter registration card when I show up at the polls to cast my vote. This WILL NOT impede my right to vote and it is NOT a throwback to the Jim Crow days, however, it may stop dead people from voting).

I think it's good..... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. (Amen, Amen!)

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. Get a job and do your part! (When there are no more "Help Wanted Ads" in the newspapers, I might have to rethink my position on this issue).

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers (and some of our Congressmen and Senators) think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

Abbey Marie
07-23-2008, 12:35 PM
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

Unless you want to raise the Village Idiot, I would agree. :coffee:

red states rule
07-23-2008, 12:36 PM
Unless you want to raise the Village Idiot, I would agree. :coffee:

Or unless you are asking how many women it takes to keep Bill Clinton happy :laugh2:

KitchenKitten99
07-23-2008, 01:52 PM
oldie but a goodie

Hobbit
07-23-2008, 02:04 PM
My heroes are John Wayne, Cal Ripkin, Roy Rogers, Michael Jordan, Arnold Palmer and Phil Mickleson.

My heroes are Platoon Sgt. Mitchell Paige (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Paige), Brigadier Gen. James Stewart, and Colonel John Ripley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ripley_(USMC)). They're real men who do more than just talk.

Oh, and Batman.

actsnoblemartin
07-23-2008, 09:05 PM
speaking of batman :laugh2:

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:lol:


My heroes are Platoon Sgt. Mitchell Paige (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Paige), Brigadier Gen. James Stewart, and Colonel John Ripley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ripley_(USMC)). They're real men who do more than just talk.

Oh, and Batman.

red states rule
07-24-2008, 01:51 PM
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