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jimnyc
03-08-2007, 06:02 PM
Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?







Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.



Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be your choice?





Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.













And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.







Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..









Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic









And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...





Can you guess which organization this is?













Give up yet?











It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

jimnyc
03-08-2007, 06:02 PM
BTW - these weren't my questions, got it in one of those chain emails!

Mr. P
03-08-2007, 06:37 PM
BTW - these weren't my questions, got it in one of those chain emails!

Yeah, and it's been around forever too. :laugh2: :poke:

shattered
03-08-2007, 06:43 PM
Yeah, and it's been around forever too. :laugh2: :poke:

You'd know.. :poke: :coffee:

Scooter
03-08-2007, 07:26 PM
The Hitler stuff's a bit misleading.

Eva Braun was his "mistress" (ie unmarried lover) for years. They only got married just before they both killed themselves.

I know, I'm being :lame2:

Mr. P
03-08-2007, 07:30 PM
You'd know.. :poke: :coffee:

Well, I do have a 'history'. :lol:

trobinett
03-08-2007, 09:05 PM
Well, I do have a 'history'. :lol:


Yea, I've noticed that..............:cheers2:

Hobbit
03-09-2007, 01:02 AM
Hehe, I had forgotten this one, but I still didn't kill Beethoven, elected Winston Churchill, and said to myself, "Only Congress or the NBA could be this crooked, and I don't think any NBA stars know enough about business to bankrupt one."

Mr. P
03-09-2007, 01:21 AM
Yea, I've noticed that..............:cheers2:

I’m sending you my piece of junk Tecomsa engine for that!

trobinett
03-10-2007, 02:26 PM
I’m sending you my piece of junk Tecomsa engine for that!

I'm sending you a brand new, in the box "knock-off" Honda Engine made in China.

The secret ritual that must be performed so that it will actually run, will cost you $50 plus shipping.:dance: