Says It All About Obama

[Sitarro]

Although a humorous story, it rings very true.........


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.

[Psychoblues]

Obama is serious and you're trying to be funny? You or the story are not funny, zero. Sick? Yes. Funny? No. Keep your day gig, zero. You need it more than you know.

[Sitarro]

Obama is serious and you're trying to be funny? You or the story are not funny, zero. Sick? Yes. Funny? No. Keep your day gig, zero. You need it more than you know.

He's a dumb ass pole turtle, let it go Dildo.

[Psychoblues]

He is the presumtive Democratic nominee for the Presidency of the United States of america, fakeass Buckwheat.


He's a dumb ass pole turtle, let it go Dildo.

Get over it.

[Sitarro]

He's a punk ass stooge for the mob in Chicago, just like the Kennedys, we saw what happened to them when they didn't do as they were told. I wouldn't bet on a month for Obammmy.

[namvet]

Osama is a beached whale. rotting in the sun.

[Yurt]

Although a humorous story, it rings very true.........


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.

:clap: :laugh2:

nice one!

[retiredman]

and what will all you neocons do when he is elected president?:lol:

[Yurt]

support him as much as you dems support bush, give him the same respect you give bush

what more can we offer the post turtle

[retiredman]

support him as much as you dems support bush, give him the same respect you give bush

what more can we offer the post turtle

I fully supported Bush right up until the point where he abandoned his priority to capture bin Laden and focused on Saddam. I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

[Yurt]

I fully supported Bush right up until the point where he abandoned his priority to capture bin Laden and focused on Saddam. I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

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[retiredman]

like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

therein lies the difference.

[Yurt]

like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

therein lies the difference.

proof? or are you now a fortune teller...

here's a quarter

[retiredman]

proof? or are you now a fortune teller...

here's a quarter

my statement:

I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

no "proof" needed, moron.

[Yurt]

therein lies the difference

that is a factual statement above genius... hung over drunkard?

[retiredman]

that is a factual statement above genius... hung over drunkard?

there is a difference between my stated support of Bush and my doubts that you will do likewise.

correspondence school "lawyer"

[Yurt]

there is a difference between my stated support of Bush and my doubts that you will do likewise.

correspondence school "lawyer"

how is there a difference when such a thing has not come to pass?

[retiredman]

how is there a difference when such a thing has not come to pass?


my doubt is a prediction of things to come. that is different than what has already come to pass.

[REDWHITEBLUE2]

like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

therein lies the difference. :poke:I couldn't stand Bill Clinton but I always gave him the respect of calling him President HOWEVER I will never ever give the Racist Negro Obama that respect He is a tool of the Black panthers and the communist party For That He will never be Addressed as President by ME

[retiredman]

:poke:I couldn't stand Bill Clinton but I always gave him the respect of calling him President HOWEVER I will never ever give the Racist Negro Obama that respect He is a tool of the Black panthers and the communist party For That He will never be Addressed as President by ME

so you are an admitted worthless non-patriot.

why am I not surprised?

Oh..and be sure and neg rep me again, you fucking pussy!:lol:

[Dilloduck]

I fully supported Bush right up until the point where he abandoned his priority to capture bin Laden and focused on Saddam. I doubt you faux-patriots will give President Obama ANY support. Party over country for you... first and always.

I'll support him until he does something that I think is incredibly stupid. How's that ? Will that qualify me to be a real patriot like you ?

[retiredman]

I'll support him until he does something that I think is incredibly stupid. How's that ? Will that qualify me to be a real patriot like you ?
yes, it will!

[Dilloduck]

yes, it will!

So as long as he does everything that I think is right everything is grand. When I think he's made a huge mistake it's perfectly patriotic to rake him over the coals unmercilessly for the remainder of him term. WOW--real patriotism. :laugh2:

[retiredman]

So as long as he does everything that I think is right everything is grand. When I think he's made a huge mistake it's perfectly patriotic to rake him over the coals unmercilessly for the remainder of him term. WOW--real patriotism. :laugh2:

I never said that. I said that I quit being a Bush supporter when he shifted targets from OBL to Saddam.

I would refer you to Teddy Roosevelt's comments about criticism of Presidents.

[Abbey Marie]

When Obama does a 180 on just about every one of his many liberal, socialist policies, and stops getting his advice from racists, I'll be very happy to support him.

[retiredman]

When Obama does a 180 on just about every one of his many liberal, socialist policies, and stops getting his advice from racists, I'll be very happy to support him.

and until then, you will hope for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

[Yurt]

and until then, you will hope for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

and you just said that carter displeased you, yet you did not vote for reagan because you would not live your party over carter's issues...LOL hypocrite

[retiredman]

and you just said that carter displeased you, yet you did not vote for reagan because you would not live your party over carter's issues...LOL hypocrite

I said Carter displeased me about ONE issue. I am not a one issue voter. I find those that are to be incredibly moronic and simplistic. That would seem to describe you quite nicely.

[Dilloduck]

I said Carter displeased me about ONE issue. I am not a one issue voter. I find those that are to be incredibly moronic and simplistic. That would seem to describe you quite nicely.

You dumped Bush over one issue. Switching targets from OBL to Saddam. It was all downhill for ya from there. You and the rest of your partisan buddies.

[avatar4321]

like I said, I doubt you faux patriots will ever support our next president.

I, on the other hand, did support Bush.

therein lies the difference.

While I have my hesitations, I don't think I'll have a problem supporting Senator McCain.

[avatar4321]

I'll support him until he does something that I think is incredibly stupid. How's that ? Will that qualify me to be a real patriot like you ?

Visiting 57 states wasnt dumb enough yet?:)

[avatar4321]

and until then, you will hope for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

Actually, its exactly because we love our country that we oppose Obama.

[Yurt]

I said Carter displeased me about ONE issue. I am not a one issue voter. I find those that are to be incredibly moronic and simplistic. That would seem to describe you quite nicely.


I quit being a Bush supporter when he shifted targets from OBL to Saddam

bush displeased you about one issue...party over country

ho hum

[retiredman]

bush displeased you about one issue...party over country



I NEVER voted for Bush. I angered many in my party by vigorously suppporting him in his efforts to seek out and destroy Al Qaeda in the wake of 9/11. I volunteered to go back on active duty to help Bush do just that. Country ALWAYS trumps party for me.

[Classact]

and what will all you neocons do when he is elected president?:lol:The question "is" what dumb ass put that turtle on the post?

Democrats refuse to answer the question of alternatives... oh, a woman and a black man on the ticket... no other candidate has a chance... forget the resumes of the other candidates we have a chance to elect a Afro American or a woman... the name doesn't matter, the resume doesn't matter...

Dumb ass who put the turtle on the post? And how stupid would anyone be to follow emotions of value in electing a woman or a black man for the most important job in the world? If you are Democrat you are stupid and will vote on emotions so your only choice was the woman or the black guy... hey dumb ass who put the turtle on the fucking post? What god selected the next presidential nominee for the zombies?

[Yurt]

I NEVER voted for Bush. I angered many in my party by vigorously suppporting him in his efforts to seek out and destroy Al Qaeda in the wake of 9/11. I volunteered to go back on active duty to help Bush do just that. Country ALWAYS trumps party for me.

you're missing the picture as usual...

your post with edits to highlight your hypocrisy:

and [until] then, you [will] hope[d] for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

change the edit and you get exactly what you accused others of doing...after your displeasure, then you hoped for his failure as a president....party over country...ho hum

[Abbey Marie]

and until then, you will hope for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

Anyone who would support a candidate whose beliefs are diametrically opposed to theirs should be examined by a psychiatrist. It borders on masochistic. Methinks you just didn't like my answer because it made too much sense.

[Trigg]

and until then, you will hope for his failure as a president....

party over country.

ho hum.

If hoping he doesn't get any of this High Ideals passed because I disagree with them is party over country than I guess I'm guilty as charged.

[retiredman]

you're missing the picture as usual...

your post with edits to highlight your hypocrisy:


change the edit and you get exactly what you accused others of doing...after your displeasure, then you hoped for his failure as a president....party over country...ho hum


I NEVER hoped for his failure as a president. I merely hoped that he not be reelected. quit lying about me.

[retiredman]

Anyone who would support a candidate whose beliefs are diametrically opposed to theirs should be examined by a psychiatrist. It borders on masochistic. Methinks you just didn't like my answer because it made too much sense.


I never suggested that you support his candidacy for president. I did suggest that you might support his presidency and wish him success - especially on the world stage. I guess that is too much to ask.

[Trigg]

I never suggested that you support his candidacy for president. I did suggest that you might support his presidency and wish him success - especially on the world stage. I guess that is too much to ask.

Why the hell would a republican or libertarian wish him success??????? We happen to disagree with him on his points, the few he's made and the fact that he has ZIPPO experience.

[retiredman]

Why the hell would a republican or libertarian wish him success??????? We happen to disagree with him on his points, the few he's made and the fact that he has ZIPPO experience.

so you would have America fail on the world stage diplomatically and militarily?

how patriotic.

[Abbey Marie]

so you would have America fail on the world stage diplomatically and militarily?

how patriotic.

That is exactly what the libs (not necessarily you) have done for the last 7.5 years. Bash our President at home and abroad, portraying him alternately as dumb or malevolent, whichever suits, until the world thinks we are hopelessly divided and weak.

I thought it had sort of culminated when Natalie Maines said she was embarassed to be American, but then Michelle Obama topped her by saying that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud to be Amercian.

Not so nice when you imagine it's your guy in the oval office, is it?

[Trigg]

so you would have America fail on the world stage diplomatically and militarily?

how patriotic.

I was going to respond but Abbey did it for me. I have nothing to add.

Thanks Abbey, great post :salute:

[retiredman]

That is exactly what the libs (not necessarily you) have done for the last 7.5 years. Bash our President at home and abroad, portraying him alternately as dumb or malevolent, whichever suits, until the world thinks we are hopelessly divided and weak.

I thought it had sort of culminated when Natalie Maines said she was embarassed to be American, but then Michelle Obama topped her by saying that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud to be Amercian.

Not so nice when you imagine it's your guy in the oval office, is it?

I have vehemently disagreed with Bush's foreign policy. I have never wanted him to FAIL on the world stage, but I was unwilling to sit mute while he drove the ship of state onto the rocks and shoals.

Like I said: I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I angered many of my democratic friends by enthusiastically and vocally supporting his foreign policy efforts in the wake of 9/11. I personally volunteered to go back on active duty to assist in his efforts.

You, on the other hand, have absolutely no intention whatsoever of ever doing anything to show support for President Obama's foreign policy initiatives. Party over country from day one.

[Abbey Marie]

I have vehemently disagreed with Bush's foreign policy. I have never wanted him to FAIL on the world stage, but I was unwilling to sit mute while he drove the ship of state onto the rocks and shoals.

Like I said: I gave him the benefit of the doubt. I angered many of my democratic friends by enthusiastically and vocally supporting his foreign policy efforts in the wake of 9/11. I personally volunteered to go back on active duty to assist in his efforts.

You, on the other hand, have absolutely no intention whatsoever of ever doing anything to show support for President Obama's foreign policy initiatives. Party over country from day one.

I specifically said it did not necessarily apply to you. I have no way of knowing what you did or did not do, so that's between you and your conscience. But if you think for even one second that you can deny that libs all over this country did exactly the things I wrote about above, for 7.5 years, you are very mistaken. They did what they did, it sucked, the world was listening, and believe me, we will not forget it.

And I will repeat, just so that it does not get lost in the shuffle, it would be the height of stupidity for me to support a man whose policies are 180 degrees opposed to all of mine. I am far from stupid. As I have said, if he changes his policies drastically, and shows he can be trusted, I will be thrilled to support him.

[Sitarro]

You, on the other hand, have absolutely no intention whatsoever of ever doing anything to show support for President Obama's foreign policy initiatives. Party over country from day one.

He is Senator Obama, not President, he hasn't even earned his salary for that yet. What foreign policy initiatives? Giving over half of our GDP to Africa?

If that empty suited, racist punk would get elected by the imbeciles of this country, I will call him on everything he does, make fun of him for every stupid thing he says, vote or speak against anything he comes up with, produce degrading paintings of the silly little boy, call him a big eared chimp( like Bully does with President Bush except it will actually be a great deal more accurate), make fun of his silly black preacher accent he injects into his lousy speeches, create anti bammy bumper stickers, print my own and plaster them on cars at night, point out any inconsistencies no matter how small or inconsequential, continue to embarrass liberals with my arguments against him and spread as many lies and rumors that I can make up. In other words, I will continue what liberals started with President Bush over 8 years ago.

[retiredman]

I specifically said it did not necessarily apply to you. I have no way of knowing what you did or did not do, so that's between you and your conscience. But if you think for even one second that you can deny that libs all over this country did exactly the things I wrote about above, for 7.5 years, you are very mistaken. They did what they did, it sucked, the world was listening, and believe me, we will not forget it.

And I will repeat, just so that it does not get lost in the shuffle, it would be the height of stupidity for me to support a man whose policies are 180 degrees opposed to all of mine. I am far from stupid. As I have said, if he changes his policies drastically, and shows he can be trusted, I will be thrilled to support him.
"we will not forget"??

I guess the faux outrage at democrats "not forgetting" the Clinton whitewater witch hunt is finally put behind us?

The adage that "politics" stops at the water's edge seems to be dead as well.
It's good to know that you will do your best to undermine the diplomatic and military initiatives of a democrat in the white house solely for political gain.

[mundame]

I'll support him until he does something that I think is incredibly stupid. How's that ? Will that qualify me to be a real patriot like you ?


I don't see why we should bother to "support" presidents.

They sure don't support we the people!!!!!!!!!!!

They promise-promise-promise, and then they get elected and do just whatever the hell they want ------- lie us into wars, lose the wars, bog down, don't secure the borders, give all our East Coast ports to the Muslim enemy to manage, etc., etc.


I thought that was a cute joke, Sitarro, and I sent it on.

[mundame]

it would be the height of stupidity for me to support a man whose policies are 180 degrees opposed to all of mine....As I have said, if he changes his policies drastically, and shows he can be trusted, I will be thrilled to support him.


Agreed. I'll do the same: if he turns out actually GOOD at the job, which I do not expect at all, and isn't a damn Marxist doing income redistribution of my income, and doesn't lead us into pointless war after war to "help" Africa, which is my worst fear --------- then it's time to "support" the prez, whatever "support" means.

But in the meantime, we're all from Missouri these days: we have to be shown.

There is way too much blind faith going on in politics these days. This guy Obama never did much of anything so far! He's all hat and no cattle, as far as I can see.

[KitchenKitten99]

Although a humorous story, it rings very true.........


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.

I lol'ed

[Abbey Marie]

"we will not forget"??

I guess the faux outrage at democrats "not forgetting" the Clinton whitewater witch hunt is finally put behind us?

The adage that "politics" stops at the water's edge seems to be dead as well.
It's good to know that you will do your best to undermine the diplomatic and military initiatives of a democrat in the white house solely for political gain.

I see I have wasted my precious time using logic and honesty to reason with you. You just keep repeating that last mantra though it makes no sense in light of my posts. Repeating the same partisan platitude over and over, though you have been shown otherwise, is not reasoned debate. I can see why people get tired of talking with you. Too bad. :(

[KitchenKitten99]

Osama is a beached whale. rotting in the sun.

Just don't load that beached whale with a 1/2 ton of dynamite... it could rain down chunks of whale blubber, crushing the cabs of cars... :D

[retiredman]

I specifically said it did not necessarily apply to you. I have no way of knowing what you did or did not do, so that's between you and your conscience. But if you think for even one second that you can deny that libs all over this country did exactly the things I wrote about above, for 7.5 years, you are very mistaken. They did what they did, it sucked, the world was listening, and believe me, we will not forget it.
And I will repeat, just so that it does not get lost in the shuffle, it would be the height of stupidity for me to support a man whose policies are 180 degrees opposed to all of mine. I am far from stupid. As I have said, if he changes his policies drastically, and shows he can be trusted, I will be thrilled to support him.

my point is well taken: are you suggesting that you will send a message to the world that Obama is a weak and ineffective president and a failure even though it harms our nation diplomatically and perhaps militarily, all because you think that is what democrats did and "you will not forget"?

Will you really "bash our President at home and abroad, portraying him alternately as dumb or malevolent, whichever suits, until the world thinks we are hopelessly divided and weak"??? and do so for partisan purposes?

Do you think such an approach is in the best interests of our nation?

[mundame]

Do you think such an approach is in the best interests of our nation?


We have a nation?

I don't think so.

Just a lot of people who all hate each other.

[Gaffer]

my point is well taken: are you suggesting that you will send a message to the world that Obama is a weak and ineffective president and a failure even though it harms our nation diplomatically and perhaps militarily, all because you think that is what democrats did and "you will not forget"?

Will you really "bash our President at home and abroad, portraying him alternately as dumb or malevolent, whichever suits, until the world thinks we are hopelessly divided and weak"??? and do so for partisan purposes?

Do you think such an approach is in the best interests of our nation?

To this I have to respond. The libs and you mfm have been doing exactly this for the last 7 years. Why? Because you hate Bush. Your partisanship comes way before country. You and your ilk have constantly showed the world we are a divided country when it comes to dealing with our enemies. After seven years of this you have the gall to accuse anyone of doing the same if your boy is in office. Fuck you.

I have never been partisan about elections. I have always voted for the one I thought was the lesser of the two evils. I vote for the man not the party. You can not say the same.

[retiredman]

To this I have to respond. The libs and you mfm have been doing exactly this for the last 7 years. Why? Because you hate Bush. Your partisanship comes way before country. You and your ilk have constantly showed the world we are a divided country when it comes to dealing with our enemies. After seven years of this you have the gall to accuse anyone of doing the same if your boy is in office. Fuck you.

I have never been partisan about elections. I have always voted for the one I thought was the lesser of the two evils. I vote for the man not the party. You can not say the same.

you avoided the question.

why am I not surprised?

[Yurt]

I NEVER hoped for his failure as a president. I merely hoped that he not be reelected. quit lying about me.

thats a crock...you never did a thing to help to him did you? you stopped supporting him, remember. where is all your outrage over people bashing bush...oh wait, you silently acquiesed, but oh no, you never wanted him to fail, you just let your party bash him, call for his impeachment, accuse him of war crimes etc...and said nothing.

i guess if you could stop a murder, but chose instead to watch the murder happen and do nothing, you're not guilty

[Gaffer]

you avoided the question.

why am I not surprised?

In answer to your question. I would not bash the president for partisan reasons. And if it was a matter of appearing united I would keep quiet about his war efforts, though i could still call him names and talked about his domestic policies. Unlike you libs I see the need to present a united front against enemies in war time.

[retiredman]

thats a crock...you never did a thing to help to him did you? you stopped supporting him, remember. where is all your outrage over people bashing bush...oh wait, you silently acquiesed, but oh no, you never wanted him to fail, you just let your party bash him, call for his impeachment, accuse him of war crimes etc...and said nothing.

i guess if you could stop a murder, but chose instead to watch the murder happen and do nothing, you're not guilty


you confuse DP.com with the larger reality. You have absolutely NO basis for saying that I "silently acquiesced" about anything. I have bashed him myself on his foreign policy, because I think he made a terrible mistake. I have never called for his impeachment, nor have I ever accused him of war crimes... and what I have said to members of my own party offline and privately through PM is nothing you have been privy to, so therefore, your accusations are without foundation. You cannot say that I have said nothing, because you have no way of knowing all that I have said.

[mundame]

I have never called for his impeachment, nor have I ever accused him of war crimes...

I see no problem with any of that. Bush certainly is guilty of war crimes and I would prefer such trials to impeachment, because it would catch Cheney and Rumsfeld and a goodly number of his torture promoters.

But impeachment would be wonderful, and long overdue.

One should not support a president who has done the terrible things this one has. Lying us into war, torture, losing the wars, going on and on with them to no point. This behavior does not deserve support.

[namvet]

dream on. its Klintons war.

[retiredman]

dream on. its Klintons war.
you seem the one who resides in dream land. Clinton did not invade, conquer, and occupy Iraq. That was all Bush. It will be the albatross around the neck of the republican party regardless of their feeble attempts to share the blame with democrats. sorry.

[Yurt]

you confuse DP.com with the larger reality. You have absolutely NO basis for saying that I "silently acquiesced" about anything. I have bashed him myself on his foreign policy, because I think he made a terrible mistake. I have never called for his impeachment, nor have I ever accused him of war crimes... and what I have said to members of my own party offline and privately through PM is nothing you have been privy to, so therefore, your accusations are without foundation. You cannot say that I have said nothing, because you have no way of knowing all that I have said.

i'm pretty sure you said that or at least did not deny it in the Us Troops Are Winning thread...i'm locked out of it though

the issue has been brought up numerous times here, yet you conveniently are silent here, when you rant about everything else political, but you say it in private...LOL

[retiredman]

i'm pretty sure you said that or at least did not deny it in the Us Troops Are Winning thread...i'm locked out of it though

the issue has been brought up numerous times here, yet you conveniently are silent here, when you rant about everything else political, but you say it in private...LOL

you will not find many - if any - instances of me castigating a democrat in public. John Paul Jones taught me otherwise.

[Yurt]

you will not find many - if any - instances of me castigating a democrat in public. John Paul Jones taught me otherwise.

of course, party over country

ho hum

[retiredman]

of course, party over country

ho hum

it would be party over country only if I failed to castigate them.... I do not.

Do you even KNOW what Jones said about reprimanding and commending?

I didn't think so.

[namvet]

use larger fonts manfrommaine. you on ignore...............