crin63
06-23-2008, 10:29 PM
How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23,
a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went
to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,
and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but
quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but
that could be irrelevant.
a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went
to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,
and
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics,
who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda
refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad
of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but
quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but
that could be irrelevant.