Stuff to do when you are bored

[dread]

Fly swatter practice



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http://majman.net/fly_loader.html

[dread]

Animator vs. Animation..‏


http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

[gabosaurus]

Read posts by Dread...

[Pale Rider]

Read posts by Dread...

...followed by read posts by gab... http://debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=14677 ... :D

[jimnyc]

Spank the monkey. I get bored at least 3x per day.

[dread]

And you are not blind yet?:eek:

[gabosaurus]

Spank the monkey. I get bored at least 3x per day.

No boobies pics for you! The mess would be too difficult to clean up. :p

[Pale Rider]

Well I'm bored as FUCK right now, and would love to take a ride on the Harley, but we've had SHIT for weather for the past four days! Cold and rainy. It's even snowed in the upper elevations around Lake Tahoe. I'll bet all those "campers" up there are havin' a grand ole time... :laugh: I was going to cruise up there on the bike if the weather cooperated... no such luck.

[dread]

Well I'm bored as FUCK right now, and would love to take a ride on the Harley, but we've had SHIT for weather for the past four days! Cold and rainy. It's even snowed in the upper elevations around Lake Tahoe. I'll bet all those "campers" up there are havin' a grand ole time... :laugh: I was going to cruise up there on the bike if the weather cooperated... no such luck.




We have been having some strange weather down here. It has been snowing in Flagstaf and we have been having rain for the past couple of days and at one point the temperature was in the 50's.

[ranger]

When I'm bored I just click on Dread's avatar. Sooner or later I'll see her naked again.

[gabosaurus]

Spank the monkey. I get bored at least 3x per day.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2ibf9j8.jpg

[jackass]

Well we have been having GREAT weather here! Too bad my daughter has pneumonia and we havent been able to do anything. :(

[dread]

Bummer!

[jackass]

We did go out and go fossil hunting in the local creek just to get out of the house. A few really small shark teeth and another descent size one and we came back.

[82Marine89]

Spank the monkey. I get bored at least 3x per day.

Grab your dick and double click. The internet is for porn.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWEjvCRPrCo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWEjvCRPrCo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[dread]

Grab your dick and double click. The internet is for porn.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWEjvCRPrCo&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWEjvCRPrCo&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>






You know.....Maybe if people got laid more often they wouldnt need porn.


Just a thought.

[namvet]

Animator vs. Animation..‏


http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

very similar to the Icon wars (wars)

[avatar4321]

clean & BBQ!

[82Marine89]

You know.....Maybe if people got laid more often they wouldnt need porn.


Just a thought.

How about linking up that avatar. Why should Ranger have all the fun? :poke:

[Pale Rider]

Well... it's 5:20 here, windy, cool, stopped raining for the moment. We have partial cloudiness, but it looks like it's changing, and time for me to throw a nice Porterhouse steak I picked up at Winco yesterday on the grill. Son is bringing his new girl friend over even though I told him I didn't want him to.... fucker. I hope that little church goer likes this mean old, long haired, whiskey drinkin' biker... :laugh:

[manu1959]

Well... it's 5:20 here, windy, cool, stopped raining for the moment. We have partial cloudiness, but it looks like it's changing, and time for me to throw a nice Porterhouse steak I picked up at Winco yesterday on the grill. Son is bringing his new girl friend over even though I told him I didn't want him to.... fucker. I hope that little church goer likes this mean old, long haired, whiskey drinkin' biker... :laugh:

pics...........

[Pale Rider]

pics...........

Here's the sons new woman that's coming over... ahem...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2526428984_d3a457bd55_o.jpg

... don't ask me... he likes 'em that way.

[ranger]

How about linking up that avatar. Why should Ranger have all the fun? :poke:

Because I'm special and you're not:poke:

[manu1959]

Here's the sons new woman that's coming over... ahem...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2526428984_d3a457bd55_o.jpg

... don't ask me... he likes 'em that way.

can ya blame him.......

[Pale Rider]

can ya blame him.......

No... she's a nice girl... but not to my liking as far as body type. She's a chunkster.

[ranger]

If one of those bra straps lets go, someone could lose an eye..........

[namvet]

No... she's a nice girl... but not to my liking as far as body type. She's a chunkster.

I dunno dude. ive seen worse. have some more whiskey. ya know what they say about women at closing tiime..............

[Pale Rider]

I dunno dude. ive seen worse. have some more whiskey. ya know what they say about women at closing tiime..............

Naaa... I like 'em fit, atheletic. Don't like feelin' all that squishy stuff. I'm fit, so the women I go out with have to be too. The wife of 24 years, (that I just broke it off with finally), was a model/dancer/singer and fit/atheletic. Used to work out with her all the time, got used to it. Can't do the heavy girls, even after whiskey.

Walked into a bar the other night and just passing in through the door was picked off by some woman that drug me out onto the dance floor. Said she was 54 but looked fantastic. Had the kind of body I like. Slender, solid, nice ass. Danced a whole bunch more with her after the shit talkers got their face kicked in outside, and I just might call her one of these days. I don't know... I was married for so long, this strange women thing almost creeps me out.

[ranger]

Naaa... I like 'em fit, atheletic. Don't like feelin' all that squishy stuff. I'm fit, so the women I go out with have to be too. The wife of 24 years, (that I just broke it off with finally), was a model/dancer/singer and fit/atheletic. Used to work out with her all the time, got used to it. Can't do the heavy girls, even after whiskey.

Guess I'm not as selective. I like women with curves, especially naked and cooperative women with curves.

[dread]

No... she's a nice girl... but not to my liking as far as body type. She's a chunkster.



Dude! She could lose weight anytime. Besides...Would you WANT to have a thing for your son's girlfriend?

P.S. She is pretty!

[dread]

How about linking up that avatar. Why should Ranger have all the fun? :poke:



You already have Ranger running around the house singing that damn "the internet was made for porn" song. Only he has now added "grab your dick and double click" to the lyrics.


THANKS ALOT!

Fuckin shit will be stuck in my head for days. Kinda like how you got that susage fuckin avatar that has changed the way I eat breakfast every morning. Every time I see a HoJo breakfast billboard, with all the breakfast plates they offer, I start to think of your avatar.

[Pale Rider]

Dude! She could lose weight anytime. Besides...Would you WANT to have a thing for your son's girlfriend?

P.S. She is pretty!

I don't know D... I'm always of the opinion that if they're fat when they're young, they're going to huge when they're older. But hey, it's not my woman... it's my sons. If he likes 'em big, more power to him.

Not me though... gotta be fit.

And no... I'd never have a thing for my sons girl, especially if she's a chunkster... but one of his old girlfriends had a thing for me. Seems she liked bikers... had to level with the son that his woman had come on to me. His response.... "really, I had no idea..." ... hey, wake up boy.

[dread]

I don't know D... I'm always of the opinion that if they're fat when they're young, they're going to huge when they're older. But hey, it's not my woman... it's my sons. If he likes 'em big, more power to him.

Not me though... gotta be fit.

And no... I'd never have a thing for my sons girl, especially if she's a chunkster... but one of his old girlfriends had a thing for me. Seems she liked bikers... had to level with the son that his woman had come on to me. His response.... "really, I had no idea..." ... hey, wake up boy.


You know it would have been one thing for her to come on to you IF she had not been dating your son. But to come on to you while she was with him...Ewwwww.


Does your son like bigger females because he doesnt want any competition from you?

[Pale Rider]

You know it would have been one thing for her to come on to you IF she had not been dating your son. But to come on to you while she was with him...Ewwwww.

Does your son like bigger females because he doesnt want any competition from you?

Yeah... it pissed me off when this person made a pass at me... I won't go into the details, but it got messy.

And the son says maybe he needs to "lower his standards." He's been a male whore for so many years, he's finally getting a little older and doesn't have that "pretty boy" look that so many girls got all wet over anymore. And yeah maybe the old man is an imposing figure. I had one girl friend back in Wisconsin that he just adored. She was a lot younger than I was and he made a pass at her. She told him he'd never amount to a pimple on my ass and turned him off... so I don't know... maybe there's someting lingering over from that... I am a full head taller than my son, since his mother was such a small woman.


"grab your dick and double click"..... :lmao:

[82Marine89]

You already have Ranger running around the house singing that damn "the internet was made for porn" song. Only he has now added "grab your dick and double click" to the lyrics.


THANKS ALOT!

Fuckin shit will be stuck in my head for days. Kinda like how you got that susage fuckin avatar that has changed the way I eat breakfast every morning. Every time I see a HoJo breakfast billboard, with all the breakfast plates they offer, I start to think of your avatar.

LMFAO. :laugh2:

And you're welcome. If you ever get a chance to see Avenue Q do it. Great play.

The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click,
The internet is for porn.

[82Marine89]

Because I'm special and you're not:poke:

You ride the short bus? :laugh2:

[ranger]

You ride the short bus? :laugh2:

Does it matter? I'm getting laid

[82Marine89]

Does it matter? I'm getting laid

You really singing that song? I have it on my MP3 player.

[dread]

You really singing that song? I have it on my MP3 player.


Fuck yeah he is! It is obnoxious!


Kind of like this song...."Vagina" by the Bloodhound Gang


Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[avatar4321]

remind me not to be bored around you guys:p

[jackass]

Damn...pic is down... now I dont know what the hub bub is about.

[gabosaurus]

You guys need to get together this summer. Screen some porn, perhaps arrange for a large busted outcall cutie. Put together the first DP Dudes Circle Jerk.

Don't ask for my hand, it's now in use
Slapping the pole in search of some juice
Can't get a babe to give me a date
Have to sit here and masturbate
Look at the jugs on that cute chick
She pushes the buttons on my joy stick
View the legs on that there lass
All the up to her gorgeous ass
My motor is roaring, the engine is primed
Ready to go, just one thing in mind
A night with a lady, the girl of my dreams
As soon as I fix this hole in her seams

[Yurt]

You guys need to get together this summer. Screen some porn, perhaps arrange for a large busted outcall cutie. Put together the first DP Dudes Circle Jerk.

Don't ask for my hand, it's now in use
Slapping the pole in search of some juice
Can't get a babe to give me a date
Have to sit here and masturbate
Look at the jugs on that cute chick
She pushes the buttons on my joy stick
View the legs on that there lass
All the up to her gorgeous ass
My motor is roaring, the engine is primed
Ready to go, just one thing in mind
A night with a lady, the girl of my dreams
As soon as I fix this hole in her seams


had no idea about your fantasies...

[gabosaurus]

My fantasies, your reality... :p

[Classact]

Play line rider http://lineridergames.net/games/linerider.html and set a time limit without falling before whacking...

[Yurt]

My fantasies, your reality... :p

you see, you are still fantasizing :finger3: