manu1959
05-14-2008, 06:47 PM
Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million . Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up
costing him $26,849 per fuck, not counting attorney's fees, court costs
and the incidental costs of being married to her.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. And that's Crazy, right?
But... get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!
Value-added benefits are:
A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *
NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
in our schools?
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million . Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up
costing him $26,849 per fuck, not counting attorney's fees, court costs
and the incidental costs of being married to her.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. And that's Crazy, right?
But... get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!
Value-added benefits are:
A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *
NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
in our schools?