Winter Blonde

[shattered]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the
street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again,
the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your
load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down
the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my
name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up & races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, &
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Wisconsin & I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK!"