would you re-marry?

[manu1959]

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'< /B>

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIF E: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. '

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ' . . . shit.'

[PostmodernProphet]

my wife once asked me if I would remarry.....I said not right away, I would want to enjoy the peace and quiet for a few years......

[manu1959]

my wife once asked me if I would remarry.....I said not right away, I would want to enjoy the peace and quiet for a few years......

you must have a comfortable sofa..........

[Little-Acorn]

you must have a comfortable sofa..........

A well-worn one anyway........

[midcan5]

There are questions that have no correct answer, this is one of them.

[Trigg]

There are questions that have no correct answer, this is one of them.

Men just need to learn how to answer those kinds of questions.

[Hobbit]

Men just need to learn how to answer those kinds of questions.

The best answer to the unanswerable questions is the wrongest answer you can possibly think of. She'll know you're joking, and it'll throw her off guard enough that she probably won't press you for a 'serious' answer. If she does, then tease her about it or keep piling on the joke answers (since I REALLY doubt questions like this are vital to the relationship). Actually, PMP's was pretty good. Me? I'd make some crack about shacking up with those Swedish triplets I've been seeing.

[Trigg]

The best answer to the unanswerable questions is the wrongest answer you can possibly think of. She'll know you're joking, and it'll throw her off guard enough that she probably won't press you for a 'serious' answer. If she does, then tease her about it or keep piling on the joke answers (since I REALLY doubt questions like this are vital to the relationship). Actually, PMP's was pretty good. Me? I'd make some crack about shacking up with those Swedish triplets I've been seeing.

Actually when a woman asks "do these pants look alright on me" we do want an honest answer. At least I want an honest answer.

If I'm shopping with friends and I get asked that question my answer is usually.
1. The cut is wrong for you, lets keep looking for something more flattering. Honest answer, without saying your fat.

[manu1959]

Actually when a woman asks "do these pants look alright on me" we do want an honest answer. At least I want an honest answer.

If I'm shopping with friends and I get asked that question my answer is usually.
1. The cut is wrong for you, lets keep looking for something more flattering. Honest answer, without saying your fat.

no shit....the last thing you want to do is tell your wife she looks great and get to a party and have her best friend tell her she looks fat....

[Trigg]

no shit....the last thing you want to do is tell your wife she looks great and get to a party and have her best friend tell her she looks fat....

yep, cause if that happens you definitely will be sleeping on the sofa.

[Hobbit]

Actually when a woman asks "do these pants look alright on me" we do want an honest answer. At least I want an honest answer.

If I'm shopping with friends and I get asked that question my answer is usually.
1. The cut is wrong for you, lets keep looking for something more flattering. Honest answer, without saying your fat.

If you ask, "Does this look good on me?" I will take it as an honest question and give an honest answer. If you say, "Does this make me look fat?" I'll take it as a loaded question and answer "No, your fat makes you look fat."