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theHawk
04-15-2008, 04:22 PM
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to

give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign

"FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars

came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all

stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl,

what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even

open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"DEMOCRATS" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

sensing a good photo opportunity, Barack Hussein Obama called

his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the

media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box

of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign

and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans

and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Barack Hussein

Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all

these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving

away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all "REPUBLICAN" kittens."

Taken by surprise, Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me

that they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

Noir
04-15-2008, 04:33 PM
:lmao:

Which reminds me, EVERY time you masturbate God kills a kitten, so please think of the kittens, God'sa watchin.

red states rule
04-15-2008, 04:34 PM
Good joke Hawk

Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?

It's the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.

hjmick
04-15-2008, 04:45 PM
:lmao:

Which reminds me, EVERY time you masturbate God kills a kitten, so please think of the kittens, God'sa watchin.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/God-kills-kitten.jpg

Noir
04-15-2008, 04:55 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/God-kills-kitten.jpg

Wow, God is actually two small brown things? i must say the idea of Christianity is growing on me. I first saw the slogan on a box for chewing gum maself...

hjmick
04-15-2008, 05:11 PM
Wow, God is actually two small brown things? i must say the idea of Christianity is growing on me. I first saw the slogan on a box for chewing gum maself...

I think those are angels. But I could be wrong. :lol:

Hobbit
04-15-2008, 05:33 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/God-kills-kitten.jpg

http://www.0wnzj00.com/albums/humor/Domo_Kun_Domo.jpg