What Religion Are You?

[5stringJeff]

Just out of curiosity.

[5stringJeff]

Not that it's a big surprise but I'm Christian.

[darin]

:) :beer: YAY! Jesus!

[darin]

Here's a hint - if you VOTE but don't REPLY, the poll is useless :)

[Bubbalicious]

Agnostic.

My family's Lutheran and Quaker, but all I really believe I think is that God's too big for me to know.

[The ClayTaurus]

I r t3h agnostic

[jillian]

Conservative Jewish, bordering on Reform... with some Kabbalistic and Buddhist beliefs.

[darin]

Conservative Jewish, bordering on Reform... with some Kabbalistic and Buddhist beliefs.

Okay then - once and for all...ARE You out to take over the world? Yes or No would suffice. :)

:D

[Abbey Marie]

Drumroll, please...

Christian.

[Gaffer]

The only conservative athiest in the bunch.

[jillian]

Okay then - once and for all...ARE You out to take over the world? Yes or No would suffice. :)

:D

Heh! No. I can't even take over my 9 year-old's room!!:thumb:

[Gaffer]

Heh! No. I can't even take over my 9 year-old's room!!:thumb:

Your a disgrace to Judism then. You will set back the time table for the global take over. Now get in there and occupy that room.....or not.

:lmao:

[jillian]

Your a disgrace to Judism then. You will set back the time table for the global take over. Now get in there and occupy that room.....or not.

:lmao:

Sorry!! I suck as a noahide-embracing, talmud loving proponent of the NWO. :o

[Gunny]

Sorry!! I suck as a noahide-embracing, talmud loving proponent of the NWO. :o

You aren't supporting RWA very well here ......:laugh:

[jillian]

You aren't supporting RWA very well here ......:laugh:

Ya think? :lmao:

[Roomy]

I will be an athiest until the day I die, then I may change my mind:laugh:

[Gunny]

I will be an athiest until the day I die, then I may change my mind:laugh:

Is that before or after the third shot?

[Roomy]

Is that before or after the third shot?

I am riddled with bullets already:laugh:

[Gunny]

I am riddled with bullets already:laugh:

Damned Brit ..... I was talking about shots of ALCOHOL.:laugh:

[Roomy]

Damned Brit ..... I was talking about shots of ALCOHOL.:laugh:

Beer tonight,Kronenbourg1664.:beer:

[Gunny]

Beer tonight,Kronenbourg1664.:beer:

That stuff's bad for you. One of these days I'm going to quit drinking it.:beer:

[avatar4321]

That stuff's bad for you. One of these days I'm going to quit drinking it.:beer:

the day you die or the day before?;)

[Gunny]

the day you die or the day before?;)

I'm taking a 6-pack with me.;)

[retiredman]

Congregationalist

[Nate]

Conservative Jewish, bordering on Reform... with some Kabbalistic and Buddhist beliefs.

Aka the typical self-loathing, libtarded, neurotic Diaspora Jew...

[jillian]

Aka the typical self-loathing, libtarded, neurotic Diaspora Jew...

Er... you have one post here... that was an inside joke which you wouldn't have any clue about unless you know the players. But thanks for the stereotyping. We'll introduce you to "thesage". I'm sure you and he will have a lot to talk about.

Cheers.

[Gaffer]

Aka the typical self-loathing, libtarded, neurotic Diaspora Jew...

Oh goodie another immature ignorant facist. :lmao:

[TheSage]

Oh goodie another immature ignorant facist. :lmao:


Actually the fascists are the neocons who believe corporate interests supercede all other human values, and that it is desirable when corporate influence subverts all other national interests.

[Nate]

Oh goodie another immature ignorant facist. :lmao:

Speaking of ignorant...

It's spelled FASCIST, you twit.

:laugh:

[Nate]

:pee:
Er... you have one post here... that was an inside joke which you wouldn't have any clue about unless you know the players. But thanks for the stereotyping. We'll introduce you to "thesage". I'm sure you and he will have a lot to talk about.

Cheers.

[Pale Rider]

Christian. Not a very good one in practice, but a Christian none the less.

[Bubbalicious]

I've taken this quiz before and came out somewhere between liberal quaker and reform jew:

http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

[Gaffer]

Speaking of ignorant...

It's spelled FASCIST, you twit.

:laugh:

Sorry for the typo mr fascist.

Your obvuiously a really nice fella :upyours:

[LOki]

Not withstanding the faith of my own volitionals, this LOki is a Frisbeetarian. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbeetarianism):boobies:

[Norse_soul]

Nordic/Wiccan beliefs

[Norse_soul]

Christian. Not a very good one in practice, but a Christian none the less.
And he drinks with a pagan....HMMMM!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

No surprise, huh? Agnostic

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Sorry for the typo mr fascist.

Your obvuiously a really nice fella :upyours:

PSSSSTTTT.....you mispelled "obviously" also.....sorry, couldn't resist....but I am tolerant and won't insult you.

[Gunny]

Not withstanding the faith of my own volitionals, this LOki is a Frisbeetarian. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbeetarianism):boobies:

And here I thought you were Odin's blood brother.:poke:

[Yurt]

Here's a hint - if you VOTE but don't REPLY, the poll is useless :)

Why? The poll can serve as an indicator of the numerical makeup of religions represented on this board by people who voted.


EDIT:

just saw the caption above the poll, was only looking at the thread.

Ignore post.

[Pale Rider]

And he drinks with a pagan....HMMMM!

Yeah... and you drink with a Christian.... :cheers2: :laugh:

[Sitarro]

I was raised Catholic, was an altarboy(no the priest didn't molest me or anyone I knew) but I really don't like organized religion.....too many rules that most of the leaders don't even follow, I would much rather take a walk in the woods and be surrounded by God's finest work rather than sit in a manmade temple pretending to be interested in what someone with their hand out has to say. Houston is home to Joel Osteen(Lakewood Church), he took over the former stadium that the Rockets played in and spent close to 100 million dollars refurbishing it. He is on television numerous times a week and although he preaches a very positive message it is almost exactly the same ever time I've seen him, he's so syrupy I need to take a shower to wash off the funk. He gets sell out crowds for each of his shows(the place has 16,000 seats and it is usually standing room only).There are others that are smaller but also put on a show each Sunday, they are the stars of their "church" and make a lot of money that doesn't get taxed, that is ridiculous. They all seem to ignore the first commandment by playing God. What is funny is that these imposters are the type that criticize the Catholic church for not being Christian enough, too much hypocrisy.

[manu1959]

The only conservative athiest in the bunch.

wrong....

[GW in Ohio]

Gee, what a surprise......

I'm the first frickin' Hindu here.

Maybe if I make common cause with the Atheists and Agnostics and that group who basically said they didn't give a shit, we can counter the Jesus bloc.

I usually tell people I'm Buddhist, 'cause that's got cooler overtones....y'know, Jack Kerouac and the beatniks, and all.

But what the hell, I thought I'd be honest.

[jimnyc]

Welcome to the board, GW! :)

[5stringJeff]

Maybe if I make common cause with the Atheists and Agnostics and that group who basically said they didn't give a shit, we can counter the Jesus bloc.

Welcome, from part of the Jesus bloc.

[Hagbard Celine]

I was raised in the Christian evangelist "Assembly of God" church but my scientific/inquisitive mind always left too many questions that the church could never adequately answer. I struggled for a while with believing in Jesus in highschool and college. Now I kind of accept the story of Jesus in my day to day life but if probed on the subject I will usually answer that Jesus was probably just a regular human afterall and that God was created by man rather than the other way around.

I often think that if it were not for Christianity, we'd all probably be pagans in the tradition of our European ancestors! We'd have sex rites and celebrations of the equinox and dance around bon fires naked in a wine-induced stupor! I'd prefer that.

[The Slayer]

Raised Christian, baptized Methodist ( at age 4 ), studied Catholicism, Buhddism, Baha'i, just started checking out Jainism ( its a bit to stringent for me ), I really lean towards the eastern traditions. I meditate and pray, I also eat meat and fast.I have read the Bible, the Koran ( not in full text ), many text from the great traditionalists like Father Thomas Keating, Ken Wilber, Adyashanti, Thich Nhat Hanh , and so forth. So I am a mixture of beliefs that share one common bond a belief in a higher power, whatever you may call it, God, God Head, the Creator ect.

[Nuc]

Buddhist because it's the only one I ever understood.

[musicman]

I also eat meat and fast.

Then you should slow down, my friend. Chew each bite thoroughly. Regardless of religious persuasion, bolting one's food is never a good idea!

[GW in Ohio]

I'll tell you what I like about Hinduism....

It's one of the few religions that stresses that you can't go seeking after enlightenment, or salvation, just by praying, or wishing, or whatever.

Hinduism provides a system of hatha yoga that is designed to keep your body healthy and strong while you undertake your search for the self.

[Guernicaa]

My parents tried to raise my Catholic....But I'm Agnostic.

[Abbey Marie]

My parents tried to raise my Catholic....But I'm Agnostic.

Tried to raise your Catholic what?

[Sitarro]

I was raised in the Christian evangelist "Assembly of God" church but my scientific/inquisitive mind always left too many questions that the church could never adequately answer.

Being the enlightened scientific/inquisitive person that you are, have you checked into the studies on tobacco consumption? Just curious.:lmao: :smoke:

[musicman]

As a young man, I rejected my Catholic upbringing in favor of a devout and enthusiastic hedonism. When the consequences of living like an arrogant, self-centered fool finally drove me to my knees, I turned around, and there was Jesus - right where He promised He'd be. He was waiting for me, at the end of my endurance.

I simply consider myself a believer. Denominations are the constructs of man, and are, as such, imperfect by definition. But, any religion that clings to the simple and precious word of God is not going to go far wrong.