Can you people please feel sorry for me for a while?

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????:fu:

[The Reverend]

Fried Green Tomatoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrlzEUuBIM

[hjmick]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

t8Nf1MK7lts

There...feel better? :D

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You're the best....thank you! I could use a little more attention, though....


What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

t8Nf1MK7lts

There...fell better? :D

[hjmick]

R. Lee Ermey was robbed, he deserved an Oscar for his role.

Semper Fi.

[Mr. P]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????:fu:

:laugh2: I'll send ya flowers. :laugh2:

Oh, "Fried Green Tomato's" was a damn GOOD movie! :slap:
Real men can deal with their....errrr....feminine side. Just curl up on the couch with some chocolate or somethin. :laugh2:

[dan]

I'm confused, shouldn't this thread have a poll and twice as many Youtube clips?:poke:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Stop trying to deflect the true nature of this post....it is about me. Not anyone else's attention grabbing attempts.

If you cannot focus on me, you are hateful, and not understanding of my needs, because I am the center of the univers!:fu:


I'm confused, shouldn't this thread have a poll and twice as many Youtube clips?:poke:

[Classact]

Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You are selfish.....I want you to make me feel good, because I can post mindless shit on a website......c'mon....what kind of uncaring person are you to not totally go out of your way to care about the feelings of an anonymous poster...


Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Classact]

You are selfish.....I want you to make me feel good, because I can post mindless shit on a website......c'mon....what kind of uncaring person are you to not totally go out of your way to care about the feelings of an anonymous poster...OK PM me with your address and I'll send you a 100mg purple pill and then Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

[Dilloduck]

OK PM me with your address and I'll send you a 100mg purple pill and then Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

I strongly recommend you get some advice from TM. She can 'resonate' with you and fill you in on the facts !

[Kathianne]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????:fu:

Screw all of you! (Just kidding). I have lots of complaints too, LOL!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

You just don't get it do you? It is about me, not you....can't you even frame a sentence with the focus on me?


Screw all of you! (Just kidding). I have lots of complaints too, LOL!

[Kathianne]

You just don't get it do you? It is about me, not you....can't you even frame a sentence with the focus on me?

Let's just agree that it's about 'us', meaning you and me. Screw the rest. :laugh2:

[Mr. P]

Screw all of you! (Just kidding). I have lots of complaints too, LOL!

Here...have a chocolate, but accept the fact ya never know what you might get. :cheers2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Oh....you are a manipulator, aren't you? I knew this was about me.....now I do feel special!!!! Keep it up!


Let's just agree that it's about 'us', meaning you and me. Screw the rest. :laugh2:

[Kathianne]

Here...have a chocolate, but accept the fact ya never know what you might get. :cheers2:

MMMMmmmmmmmm, I needed that virtual chocolate, it's been like 2 months. Getting old sucks.

[Mr. P]

MMMMmmmmmmmm, I needed that virtual chocolate, it's been like 2 months. Getting old sucks.

Yeah, but WAY better than the alternative. :cheers2: To old age!

[Abbey Marie]

MMMMmmmmmmmm, I needed that virtual chocolate, it's been like 2 months. Getting old sucks.

Two months without chocolate? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!!!!!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Two months without chocolate? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!!!!!

WTF.....this is about me...not chocolate....not getting old....not anything but me....better pay attention or I will post a POLE and then you will be sorry!

[dan]

OK PM me with your address and I'll send you a 100mg purple pill and then Go to bed with a good book or a woman who has read one and quit bitching!

Is that pill offer open to everybody?:420:

[Kathianne]

Two months without chocolate? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!!!!!

:cry: Oh Abbey, no chocolate, no salt, no nothing. All I have is greens and chicken/fish. Woe is me. Luckily I'm obsessive, so doc says, 'cut' fats and sodium, I go bonkers. I go for reevaluation Saturday, I've lost 19 lbs and bp is down 15 points on top and 3 on bottom: 142/76. Now I've got to quit smoking, then I'll get off the damn bp meds.

[Abbey Marie]

:cry: Oh Abbey, no chocolate, no salt, no nothing. All I have is greens and chicken/fish. Woe is me. Luckily I'm obsessive, so doc says, 'cut' fats and sodium, I go bonkers. I go for reevaluation Saturday, I've lost 19 lbs and bp is down 15 points on top and 3 on bottom: 142/76. Now I've got to quit smoking, then I'll get off the damn bp meds.

Well, call me impressed!

(Oops, sorry Gadget. Though this is about Kathianne, I'm really thinking about you right now).

[Kathianne]

Well, call me impressed!

(Oops, sorry Gadget. Though this is about Kathianne, I'm really thinking about you right now).

LOL! I've basically made up my mind to tell him to write me a script for anti-smoking stuff, I'll turn it in when I'm ready. Sigh.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Well, call me impressed!

(Oops, sorry Gadget. Though this is about Kathianne, I'm really thinking about you right now).

You'd better be.....how can you make my life better....and can you answer any questions about me?

[LiberalNation]

Can you people please feel sorry for me for a while?
Sorry but I'm too busy feelin sorry for myself at the moment and looks like it's gona take awile.

[Kathianne]

You'd better be.....how can you make my life better....and can you answer any questions about me?

Well gee, ok. Here's two tears, now I gotta back to myself. :laugh2:

[stephanie]

gotta agree with LN, I'm too busy feeling sorry for myself..but maybe I can catch you at another time to feel sorry for you...:laugh2:

[The Reverend]

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[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

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http://home.cinci.rr.com/l337/your%20thread%20is%20mine.jpg

I am gonna report you to Chuck Norris.....then the focus will be where it should be.,....ON ME, and my need for attention.

Is the sky blue where you live? (POLE coming soon)

[Kathianne]

I am gonna report you to Chuck Norris.....then the focus will be where it should be.,....ON ME, and my need for attention.

Is the sky blue where you live? (POLE coming soon)

Would that be the 10' one? :laugh2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Would that be the 10' one? :laugh2:

Elaborate (as long as it is about me)

[Kathianne]

Elaborate (as long as it is about me)

LOL! Cheesy and his 10' pole, he wouldn't touch Shattered with. Then again, perhaps you were speaking of a poll? Dunno.

[Mr. P]

Whenever I hear someone call for attention I get all stiff. Errrr Never mind, this is different.

[The Reverend]

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

LOL! Cheesy and his 10' pole, he wouldn't touch Shattered with. Then again, perhaps you were speaking of a poll? Dunno.

Perhaps.....perhaps not......that is the question, whether it is nobler to suffer....

Oh yeah, does anyone know that I must have attention....

And Mr P, that was TMI (if you know what I mean)

[The Reverend]

ME

[Kathianne]

Perhaps.....perhaps not......that is the question, whether it is nobler to suffer....

Oh yeah, does anyone know that I must have attention....

And Mr P, that was TMI (if you know what I mean)

It's noble to suffer, but smarter to club someone else over the head. Just my take.

[The Reverend]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM1132~All-About-Me-Posters.jpg

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM1132~All-About-Me-Posters.jpg

I am not taking this to the gutter.....you need to understand my needs.....:fu:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::l augh2:

[The Reverend]

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME.

All you care about is you you you you.


You are selfish and have no care for my needs.

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME.

All you care about is you you you you.


You are selfish and have no care for my needs.

http://diveintomark.org/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg


It is about me.....

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[Mr. P]

Perhaps.....perhaps not......that is the question, whether it is nobler to suffer....

Oh yeah, does anyone know that I must have attention....

And Mr P, that was TMI (if you know what I mean)

Ha! You should be with me at K-mart when the do that ATTENTION K-Mart shoppers thing! You can find me in the Flag section until they announce the Blue light special.

[The Reverend]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/why%5B1%5D.jpg

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/why%5B1%5D.jpg

I like showering with pussy.................................cats

[Mr. P]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/animals/why%5B1%5D.jpg


I like showering with pussy.................................cats

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: OH so many places to go with this!!!:laugh2::laugh2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I like showering with pussy.................................cats

Inspired by Mr Carson....of course..... supposedly Zsa zsa Gabor brought a cat on with her and asked Johnny "Would you like to pet my pussy?" Carson reportedly said, "Yeah, move the cat!"

[Trinity]

I noticed a couple other people have been trying to capitalize on attention grabbing, "poor me" type of threads, and I was just hoping that everyone could post here, and waste your time on me, and my needs for a while. I have never asked for it before, and I am feeling a little sensitive lately.

Should I watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" or some other chick flick to make me feel better about myself.

Enough about these other punk asses....WHAT ABOUT ME???????:fu:

and what am I feeling sorry for you for? :laugh2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

and what am I feeling sorry for you for? :laugh2:

Not feeling sorry....just need you to pay attention to me for a while...it is in your best interest, otherwise I may have to start a POLE and publically humiliate myself with some assinine results.....

[Kathianne]

Not feeling sorry....just need you to pay attention to me for a while...it is in your best interest, otherwise I may have to start a POLE and publically humiliate myself with some assinine results.....

Ah my dear, attention here. Nice boy, nice Gadget. BTW you do not want to do a poll, looky what happened to one of them. :laugh2: j/k, I know you wouldn't.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Ah my dear, attention here. Nice boy, nice Gadget. BTW you do not want to do a poll, looky what happened to one of them. :laugh2: j/k, I know you wouldn't.

I am so happy you are keeping this relevant, and about me.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I can't believe that I went away for a week or so, and you didn't keep posting about me!

[Gaffer]

I can't believe that I went away for a week or so, and you didn't keep posting about me!

You were gone for a week? I hadn't noticed. Welcome back though.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

At least your post was about me....as it should be.....'cuz these other punk ass whiney bitches don't need any more attention.

[Mr. P]

At least your post was about me....as it should be.....'cuz these other punk ass whiney bitches don't need any more attention.

OH, GAWD another attention seeking disgruntled MARINE! :poke::laugh2::salute:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Wait a damn minute.....I know of some attention seeking air force, navy and army folks running around this board, but all the Marines I know around here are capable of a 500 yard moving bull.....they don't need attention, but can get it whenever they want!!!!!


OH, GAWD another attention seeking disgruntled MARINE! :poke::laugh2::salute:

[Mr. P]

Wait a damn minute.....I know of some attention seeking air force, navy and army folks running around this board, but all the Marines I know around here are capable of a 500 yard moving bull.....they don't need attention, but can get it whenever they want!!!!!

Oh yeah, those Marine guys, transported by the Navy that followed the Army that pointed to that 500 yard "dead" bull they had already killed, while the Air Force sat in the BOQ. :poke: I get it. :laugh2:

[LiberalNation]

I still need felling sorry for and about $4000 dollars.

Look on the bright side atleast most of ya'll aren't litterally cleaning peoples shit all day.

[Mr. P]

I still need felling sorry for and about $4000 dollars.

Look on the bright side atleast most of ya'll aren't litterally cleaning peoples shit all day.

:laugh2: OH yes we are, you just get use to the stink as you get older.

In other words, we ALL deal with shit everyday.

[LiberalNation]

I'd rather deal with another type of shit. Everyone I changed today was poopy, all loose too.

[Mr. P]

I'd rather deal with another type of shit. Everyone I changed today was poopy, all loose too.

Get use to it, it all stinks.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

....and none of the last few posts were about me.....(sux to clean poo, though)

Get over it, http://www.kanemiller.com/covers/0-916291-45-6.d.jpg

Even my son knows it!

[Mr. P]

....and none of the last few posts were about me.....(sux to clean poo, though)

Get over it, http://www.kanemiller.com/covers/0-916291-45-6.d.jpg

Even my son knows it!

Ya know the difference between a Solider and a Marine?

A Soldier STOPS whining after returning from two weeks in the field! :poke: :laugh2:


:salute:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Oh, that's right, soldiers do get to leave the field every 2 weeks....unlike jarheads who are depended on to stay and get the job done the first time! :poke: :salute:

....and what you watched it all from your lazy boy in the sky?


Ya know the difference between a Solider and a Marine?

A Soldier STOPS whining after returning from two weeks in the field! :poke: :laugh2:


:salute:

[Mr. P]

Oh, that's right, soldiers do get to leave the field every 2 weeks....unlike jarheads who are depended on to stay and get the job done the first time! :poke: :salute:

....and what you watched it all from your lazy boy in the sky?

:laugh2: No, that's the Air Force, we sleep in pup tents like the rest of da troops. But then I was in the Cavalry where men were men and the sheep were nervous. :cheers2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

:laugh2: No, that's the Air Force, we sleep in pup tents like the rest of da troops. But then I was in the Cavalry where men were men and the sheep were nervous. :cheers2:

:tank: Just keep on topic, please!

[Mr. P]

Ok... watch "Fried Green TomatoeS" find yer inner self. Issy would say, just do it dear. :laugh2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Naw...I think I will watch Fight Club instead....

[Mr. P]

Naw...I think I will watch Fight Club instead....

Hey! Stay on topic! :slap: How can I feel sorry for a Marine that's gonna watch Fight Club over a chick flick? Geeeeeezzzzzz :laugh2:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I have to get in touch with my tender side!

Gut meet chains, Chains, mete punishment!

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[LiberalNation]

I need more sympathy still, they're trying to kill us all at work.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

This is not about you.....and I am not sorry....this is about me....:link:


I need more sympathy still, they're trying to kill us all at work.

[LiberalNation]

Everything is about me, the whole world revolves around me, even this thread you started about yourself is mine now, shove off boy.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

That would be SIR to you.....and if you aren't talking about me...then you are done!


Everything is about me, the whole world revolves around me, even this thread you started about yourself is mine now, shove off boy.

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Sorry.....some of you have forgotten who it is about.....