How Redneck are You?

[5stringJeff]

Damn straight, the South Will Rise Again!!!!!

You Are 35% Redneck

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The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.
You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.

How Redneck Are You?

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[shattered]

Well, here you go, Mr. P...

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<strong>You Are 0% Redneck</strong>
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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.<br />
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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[Nienna]

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<strong>You Are 15% Redneck</strong>
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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.<br />
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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[Hobbit]

I'm 30%. I'm the kind of southerner that makes yankees feel really stupid when they assume I'm a backwards hick.

[manu1959]

:finger3:

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.<br />
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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[Mr. P]

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I’m a disgrace to every Bubba and I’m sorry! Here, have a Bud. I must now go live with Shattered for one full year; during witch time I must teach her to cook a Southern meal with good pots, pans and skillets. Hopeless I know, but someone has to do it.

Hey maybe it could get away with teaching her to boiil peanuts! ::cheers2:


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<strong>You Are 40% Redneck</strong>
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The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead.<br />
You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.
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[OCA]

How Redneck Are You?
You Are 10% Redneck

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

[jackass]

Hey maybe it could get away with teaching her to boiil peanuts! ::cheers2:




:puke3:

[jackass]

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.<br />
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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[Merlin]

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<strong>You Are 65% Redneck</strong>
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You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.<br />
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots!
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[darin]

You Are 10% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

[Mr. P]

:puke3:

Boiled peanuts are a Southern culinary staple you Jackass!:laugh2:

[Insein]

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<strong>You Are 5% Redneck</strong>
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You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!
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[Jon]

You Are 5% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

[Gunny]

I object. This ain't no damned redneck test. This is a hillbilly test.:laugh2:

[trobinett]

55% REDNECK, '78 Ford 4 wheel drive, with a rifle rack(with two rifles)and the back filled with EMPTY beer cans. Drivers side mirror is broken, and I got a rebel flag for a front license plate.

Soon as I finish setting up my trout line, me, and the boys are going looking for some carpetbaggers.:finger3:

[jackass]

Boiled peanuts are a Southern culinary staple you Jackass!:laugh2:


Oh trust me...I know! My wife LOVES them. Taste like a slimy, salty booger to me.

[shattered]

Boiled peanuts are a Southern culinary staple you Jackass!:laugh2:

Who the hell BOILS peanuts? Sounds scary.

[jackass]

Who the hell BOILS peanuts? Sounds scary.

They are....they are!!

[Mr. P]

Oh trust me...I know! My wife LOVES them. Taste like a slimy, salty booger to me.
Yer wife is ok! You need some culture.:laugh2:

Who the hell BOILS peanuts? Sounds scary.

Me.:laugh2:

[shattered]

Yer wife is ok! You need some culture.:laugh2:


Me.:laugh2:

Well... That explains some things..

<i>**runs**</i>

[jackass]

Well... That explains some things..

<i>**runs**</i>

:coffee: Thanks Shattered! :slap:

[shattered]

:coffee: Thanks Shattered! :slap:

I was referring to his "me" comment - not the (fact?) that your wife eats ...what was it? Warm salty boogers? :laugh2:

[jackass]

Sorry about that..hey cancel the comment in the "what gender is your brain" thread!! :laugh2:

[shattered]

Sorry about that..hey cancel the comment in the "what gender is your brain" thread!! :laugh2:

You know I'm going to have to whack you again, right?

[jackass]

You know I'm going to have to whack you again, right?

Yeah yeah yeah. I know... :(

[shattered]

Yeah yeah yeah. I know... :(

I can save it for when you're least expecting it..

[jackass]

I can save it for when you're least expecting it..

Thats.....sweet of you....:rolleyes:

[shattered]

Thats.....sweet of you....:rolleyes:

Oh, fine.

No more whacking..

[avatar4321]

5%

[manu1959]

0%
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