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LiberalNation
03-12-2008, 02:26 PM
:cuckoo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=AlEkHnL8rbC8eoI55BvcKAtvzwc F

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.


Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Little-Acorn
03-12-2008, 02:38 PM
Was her name Hillary?

If so, how long before she starts listing "tenacity" as another of her qualifications to be President?

:D
Said1
03-12-2008, 02:40 PM
:cuckoo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=AlEkHnL8rbC8eoI55BvcKAtvzwc F

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.


Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."


I'd be calling the men with nets and straight jackets after two days, max. :laugh2:
Abbey Marie
03-12-2008, 02:42 PM
Maybe she was just too pooped to get up. :laugh2:
Said1
03-12-2008, 03:09 PM
Maybe she was just too pooped to get up. :laugh2:

Maybe something was binding her up! Ha! :laugh2:
hjmick
03-12-2008, 03:16 PM
You know, I think you two have shitty attitudes. These are really crappy things to say. Could be she was just pissed. Perhaps if she had been flushed the boyfriend would have called sooner.
Little-Acorn
03-12-2008, 03:17 PM
Maybe she was just too pooped to get up. :laugh2:

Gawd, that was even worse than my post. :puke3:
The Reverend
03-12-2008, 07:49 PM
http://www.swanshadow.com/images/MrWhipple.jpg
The Sheriff's name is MR Whipple
Yurt
03-12-2008, 08:59 PM
Maybe she was just too pooped to get up. :laugh2:

no shite