Lee~*
03-02-2008, 10:57 AM
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning closely to the lion's
cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the
nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting
go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says "Sir, this
was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen any man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little
kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and
tomorrow's papers will have this story on the first page. What kind of motorcycle do you
ride?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news
of his actions, and reads the headlines on the first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
:laugh2: Lee :coffee:
cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the
nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting
go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says "Sir, this
was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen any man do in my whole life."
"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little
kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and
tomorrow's papers will have this story on the first page. What kind of motorcycle do you
ride?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news
of his actions, and reads the headlines on the first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
:laugh2: Lee :coffee: