hjmick
02-23-2008, 05:01 PM
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her, before the eyes of her screaming parents.
Reacting swiftly, the biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage an hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has witnessed the entire scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have ever seen a man do."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted on instinct."
"Well," says the reporter, "I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What type motorcycle do you ride?"
"A Harley Davidson," replies the biker
With that, the journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
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BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her, before the eyes of her screaming parents.
Reacting swiftly, the biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage an hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has witnessed the entire scene and, addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have ever seen a man do."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted on instinct."
"Well," says the reporter, "I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What type motorcycle do you ride?"
"A Harley Davidson," replies the biker
With that, the journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
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BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.