typomaniac
02-14-2008, 10:37 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) - Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton introduced a bill today to designate March of 2008 as the first annual "White Bitch History Month."
"There is ample opportunity to learn from the white bitches in American history," said a Clinton aide in a press conference regarding the bill, "including women like Martha Stewart, Leona Helmsley, and Nancy Reagan."
Sen. Barack Obama immediately derided the attempt as a cynical effort to garner more votes for Clinton's campaign. "My opponent believes that many of my recent campaign victories are due to February being Black History Month. Clearly this is just an attempt on her part to catch up."
"There is ample opportunity to learn from the white bitches in American history," said a Clinton aide in a press conference regarding the bill, "including women like Martha Stewart, Leona Helmsley, and Nancy Reagan."
Sen. Barack Obama immediately derided the attempt as a cynical effort to garner more votes for Clinton's campaign. "My opponent believes that many of my recent campaign victories are due to February being Black History Month. Clearly this is just an attempt on her part to catch up."