shattered
02-06-2008, 10:56 PM
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty.
One to change it.
Three to do an environmental impact study.
Two to ensure that Affirmative Action criteria are being met.
One to liase with the Unions.
Five to grumble about how the Republicans were trying to keep everyone in the dark.
Two to get an abortion to celebrate the occasion.
Three to hold a press conference calling attention to their accomplishment and proclaiming how much more brightly the bulb would be shining if we elected more Democrats to office.
Three to pass a law banning incandescent light bulbs, because they cause global warming.
However, when it's all over, everyone is still in the dark because the Democrats don't have enough sense to flip the switch.
Twenty.
One to change it.
Three to do an environmental impact study.
Two to ensure that Affirmative Action criteria are being met.
One to liase with the Unions.
Five to grumble about how the Republicans were trying to keep everyone in the dark.
Two to get an abortion to celebrate the occasion.
Three to hold a press conference calling attention to their accomplishment and proclaiming how much more brightly the bulb would be shining if we elected more Democrats to office.
Three to pass a law banning incandescent light bulbs, because they cause global warming.
However, when it's all over, everyone is still in the dark because the Democrats don't have enough sense to flip the switch.