Immanuel
01-18-2008, 03:49 PM
In the "Who should I vote for?" contest thread in this forum, hjmick said,
I may just write in my wife's name on the final ballot, making her the third woman to run for President. She quite successfully manages our budget, she has successfully lobbied and contracted for a new fence on our borders. Her welfare program is like no other, our jobless dogs are well cared for. Her foreign policy seems to be working, our neighbors all seem to like us. Her tax plan seems okay, I always have money in my pockets after she gets my paycheck. As far as healthcare, when I'm sick she takes damn good care of me. She has provided for our defense spending, our armed forces currently have a Mossberg 12 gauge and a Colt 1911 and is shopping for more.
What more do I need in a President?
Well, I'll tell ya, since there is very little chance I am going to vote either Democrat or Republican this year, hj's wife seems like a very good choice. I am now nominating her as the next President of the United States of America. With the successes described above she has far exceeded the capablilities of anyone of the current candidates.
HJMick's wife for President!
Immie
I may just write in my wife's name on the final ballot, making her the third woman to run for President. She quite successfully manages our budget, she has successfully lobbied and contracted for a new fence on our borders. Her welfare program is like no other, our jobless dogs are well cared for. Her foreign policy seems to be working, our neighbors all seem to like us. Her tax plan seems okay, I always have money in my pockets after she gets my paycheck. As far as healthcare, when I'm sick she takes damn good care of me. She has provided for our defense spending, our armed forces currently have a Mossberg 12 gauge and a Colt 1911 and is shopping for more.
What more do I need in a President?
Well, I'll tell ya, since there is very little chance I am going to vote either Democrat or Republican this year, hj's wife seems like a very good choice. I am now nominating her as the next President of the United States of America. With the successes described above she has far exceeded the capablilities of anyone of the current candidates.
HJMick's wife for President!
Immie