emmett
01-14-2008, 12:59 PM
Having read all the whining lefty crap I canpossibly stand about how we don't want our death row inmates to suffer the death penalty (Ithought that was the point of the death penalty), I have came up with a very logical logistical solution that will make enough sense that even the democrats will agree with it.
Obviously you dumb bastards we have to have a death penalty or the deterrent will be eliminated. So..............here you go. You don't want the poor guys to suffer, right? Vains aren't being hit improperly causing a slight sting before they get the "Good Bye" juice, not that I give a shit, but here.......... AND......it's affordable.
Build a 10 X 10 steel four sided container, scrap from steel yards will be suitable, 5 inches thick. Purchase one large hydraulic cylinder. Then a large 5 inch thick plate is connected to it and mounted about 8 feet above the poor wretch. When the inmate is comfortable on the floor of the container a comand is given to activate the huge cylinder to drop down with thousands of psi and instantaniously crush the worthless bastard in a millisecond. No pain, nothing is felt, the death row inmate has been disposed of in a humane and painless manner. His remains can then be washed from the container with a high pressure Dewalt pressure sprayer available from any Home Depot for a reasonable cost. (They are on sale this week for around 650.00) This is easy on the taxpayers budget and most effective for getting all the slob's remains efectively washed from the container so proper prep can take place to exterminate the next bastard.
What is wrong with this solution?
No Pain! Instant death. No burning sensation, Noone sees the death occur. Economical as hell. Effective!
Obviously you dumb bastards we have to have a death penalty or the deterrent will be eliminated. So..............here you go. You don't want the poor guys to suffer, right? Vains aren't being hit improperly causing a slight sting before they get the "Good Bye" juice, not that I give a shit, but here.......... AND......it's affordable.
Build a 10 X 10 steel four sided container, scrap from steel yards will be suitable, 5 inches thick. Purchase one large hydraulic cylinder. Then a large 5 inch thick plate is connected to it and mounted about 8 feet above the poor wretch. When the inmate is comfortable on the floor of the container a comand is given to activate the huge cylinder to drop down with thousands of psi and instantaniously crush the worthless bastard in a millisecond. No pain, nothing is felt, the death row inmate has been disposed of in a humane and painless manner. His remains can then be washed from the container with a high pressure Dewalt pressure sprayer available from any Home Depot for a reasonable cost. (They are on sale this week for around 650.00) This is easy on the taxpayers budget and most effective for getting all the slob's remains efectively washed from the container so proper prep can take place to exterminate the next bastard.
What is wrong with this solution?
No Pain! Instant death. No burning sensation, Noone sees the death occur. Economical as hell. Effective!