Fix anything

[Mr. P]

With VERY large hammer! It always works! :wink2:

[Pale Rider]

With VERY large hammer! It always works! :wink2:

Ah yes... the notorious BFH! :laugh:

[manu1959]

beat to fit .... paint to match

[Mr. P]

beat to fit .... paint to match

Paint? :no: :no: :no: no. :laugh:

[manu1959]

Paint? :no: :no: :no: no. :laugh:

how about crank it downtill it breaks then back off a quarter turn

[Mr. P]

how about crank it downtill it breaks then back off a quarter turn
:lol: :thumb:

[manu1959]

:lol: :thumb:

hammer = mexican torque wrench

sledge hammer = polish torque wrench

[Mr. P]

Crescent wrench = Tennessee socket wrench. :D

[Pale Rider]

Cut this damn board twice, and it's still too short... :D

[Mr. P]

Cut this damn board twice, and it's still too short... :D

:laugh2: Sounds like a good lead into ((or punch line) of a Pollock joke. :laugh2:

[diuretic]

The Brits call a hammer a "Birmingham screwdriver". The people in Birmingham (UK) are not impressed. Me, I call it my favourite, most useful tool.