Ersatz folk wisdom

[typomaniac]

Add one if you've got one.


Ancient Oriental Proverb
It is better to be a liberal tiger than a conservative pussy.

[dan]

He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

[Yurt]

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

[manu1959]

paranoia is simply a heightened state of awareness....

[Yurt]

a dead end has closure, but does closure have an end?

--Yurt

[dan]

Man who walks into door sideways is going to Bangkok.

[Said1]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.