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avatar4321
01-09-2007, 10:50 PM
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell

WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle

PRISON
you get three meals a day, fully paid for

WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

WORK
you get more work for good behavior

PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

PRISON
you get your own toilet

WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required

WORK
you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and get inside bars

PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens

WORK
we call them managers



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Abbey Marie
01-10-2007, 02:29 PM
PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required

WORK
you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners



That one cracked me up!