avatar4321
01-09-2007, 10:50 PM
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle
PRISON
you get three meals a day, fully paid for
WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
WORK
you get more work for good behavior
PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
PRISON
you get your own toilet
WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required
WORK
you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and get inside bars
PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK
we call them managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle
PRISON
you get three meals a day, fully paid for
WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
WORK
you get more work for good behavior
PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
PRISON
you get your own toilet
WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required
WORK
you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and get inside bars
PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK
we call them managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!